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kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:37 am

granted, but the heat is broken and stuck on, and to make room for more hot drinks they had to get rid of all the cool refreshing ones...

I wish my it was friday already

shane · Post by **shane** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:00 am

granted but welcome to the 7day nonstop workweek.

i wish i could get off the internet already.

misk · Post by **misk** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:13 am

shane wrote:granted but welcome to the 7day nonstop workweek.

i wish i could get off the internet already.

granted, but you get off to answer the phone just to find out that everyone you ever cared about was in a car accident - together. they have all been grafted into one person, and you're not too sure how you feel about that frankenstein of love...

i wish nutella came in crepes, and that i had one of those crepes.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:20 am

Misk wrote: granted, but you get off to answer the phone just to find out that everyone you ever cared about was in a car accident - together. they have all been grafted into one person, and you're not too sure how you feel about that frankenstein of love...

i wish nutella came in crepes, and that i had one of those crepes.

granted but you choke on it and die very slowly`

I wish I had a crepe with nutella

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:42 am

Granted, but it holds you hostage and you develop Stockholm Syndrome.

I wish I hadn't used up all my wishes from that genie...

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:45 am

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but it holds you hostage and you develop Stockholm Syndrome.

I wish I hadn't used up all my wishes from that genie...

granted but the genie pulls you back into his lamp to be his man love bitch for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could complete my collection of magnetic tubes signs on my desk

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:46 am

Wub wrote:
I wish I could complete my collection of magnetic tubes signs on my desk

granted but everything on your desk is made of plastic...

I wish for a neverending bucket of wasabi noodles

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:54 am

Granted, but now you're allergic to wasabi

I wish I had the power to teleport.

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:56 am

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but now you're allergic to wasabi

I wish I had the power to teleport.

granted, but the only places you can teleport to are men's saunas and it's one way only

I wish for more money

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:58 am

granted, but everything goes up in price in proportion

I wish I could affor duck for tea tonight

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:00 am

granted but you have to eat all of it, alive.

I wish I was a foot taller

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:01 am

granted but it flies away leaving just some tail feathers in your reaching fingers

i wish i had got to sleep at a decent hour last night

*edit maybe i would type a bit faster then!

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:03 am

meschi wrote:granted but you have to eat all of it, alive.

I wish I was a foot taller

Granted but it is a foot on you head

dr ddd wrote:granted but it flies away leaving just some tail feathers in your reaching fingers

i wish i had got to sleep at a decent hour last night

*edit maybe i would type a bit faster then!

Granted but you woke up 15 mins later

I wish I could eat something now

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:03 am

dr ddd wrote:
i wish i had got to sleep at a decent hour last night

granted but you got woken up at 4am this morning with the sound of a duck screaming in pain...

eLBe wrote:
I wish I could eat something now

granted, but its shit... actual shit.

I wish I had 6 arms

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:03 am

meschi wrote:
I wish I had 6 arms

Granted but theyre midgit arms

I wish I had more time

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:04 am

eLBe wrote:
meschi wrote:
I wish I had 6 arms
Granted but theyre midgit arms

I wish I had more time

granted but its in the form of an extra watch...

I wish I had some work to do

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:08 am

granted but its my work and I get payed for you doing it

I wish it was sunny and I was in a park with a cool beer

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:10 am

granted, but i drink all your beer while ur bathing in the sun

i wish someone would cook me a nice big breakfast

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:10 am

eLBe wrote:granted but its my work and I get payed for you doing it

I wish it was sunny and I was in a park with a cool beer

granted, but its jurassic park, and rex loves the taste of beer... and you.

I wish disco was everywhere, played from every speaker, in every location

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:11 am

dr ddd wrote:granted, but i drink all your beer while ur bathing in the sun

i wish someone would cook me a nice big breakfast

Granted, but I eat it all

meschi wrote:
I wish disco was everywhere, played from every speaker, in every location

Granted but your def

I wish I could drink that beer

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