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adikt · Post by **adikt** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:54 pm

Vivace wrote:Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!

this

Shae · Post by **Shae** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:05 pm

Oxygen Thief

Parasite

Most of the others have already been named...

I don't really tend to insult people, I just shake my head in disappointment and mumble 1 or both of the above...

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:04 pm

Mumble wrote:Minge

A friend of mine went on a kick last year where he was using that word all the fucking time.

__________ · Post by **__________** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:05 pm

i know someone who's big on saying:
''suckyourdeadgreatgranthroughyourmum'sbattycreaserudeboygetme?''
as an insult.

doesn't make a lot of sense.

p.t.b.d · Post by **p.t.b.d** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:59 am

you fecking flid

feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:27 pm

mattron wrote: "wastegash" is a favorite of mine.

Aww, hell yeah, motherfucker. I saw someone calling Mary Anne Hobbs that and I was like "lolwut".

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:38 pm

£10 Bag wrote:i know someone who's big on saying:
''suckyourdeadgreatgranthroughyourmum'sbattycreaserudeboygetme?''
as an insult.

doesn't make a lot of sense.

From a JME song.

magma · Post by **magma** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:27 pm

P.T.B.D wrote:you fecking flid

Haha. I haven't heard flid said in anger since 1998.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:13 pm

you fucking deacon

mickledan · Post by **mickledan** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:28 pm

Trap wrote:Dread

?

Shae · Post by **Shae** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:07 pm

MickleDan wrote:
Trap wrote:Dread
?

This...?

I know a guy who calls me and my mate dread or guy, didn't realise it was insulting?

MidnightMassDubstep · Post by **MidnightMassDubstep** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:54 am

go away please

Province · Post by **Province** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:55 am

i find callin someone a bellend is very satisfying.

MidnightMassDubstep · Post by **MidnightMassDubstep** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:59 am

Artek wrote:i find callin someone a bellend is very satisfying.

Another good gland - related one is "Jap eye"
Much fun had with this word

Province · Post by **Province** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:09 am

DJPavillion wrote:
Artek wrote:i find callin someone a bellend is very satisfying.
Another good gland - related one is "Jap eye"
Much fun had with this word

called a year 7 that when i was in high school and the boy ran away crying. very powerful insult.

ill also add Flange, and Flangellum (not sure if thats the correct spelling)

buddery · Post by **buddery** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:51 pm

waisgash (without the t)
plonker
spoon
muppit
wazzock

not the rudest but still good

did · Post by **did** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:41 am

i just love 'tit'

shamwow · Post by **shamwow** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:47 am

Prick
Plonker
Pratt
Penis

yeah...illiteration..

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:19 am

pk- wrote:you fucking deacon

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:22 am

pramface

i invented this long before everyone used it

there are loads on my estate...particularly the screeching troll upstairs with as many kids as her fetid mimsy can spit out so she can take more money from workers to live her pointless life

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