Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:24 am
I like your hair, it makes your head look normal
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Your worst chat up lines ever.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:18 am
I've shat my pants, can i get in yours?
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:24 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that cracked me up so hard!vivace wrote:Take ice from a drink, smash it on the floor, start random conversation.
If she doesn't understand, you don't want to put your dick in it.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:58 pm
Hmmm looks like i've joined this forum before at some point.Neurotik wrote:
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:49 pm
qua???Neurotik wrote:Hmmm looks like i've joined this forum before at some point.Neurotik wrote:
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 11:09 pm
'Your eyes would be beautiful to look in while you're sucking me'
Didn't work.
Didn't work.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:44 am
If you were a bogey, I'd pick you.
Won me a competition in Spain when I was 16. Free bottle of rum. At 16. Spain is crazy.
Won me a competition in Spain when I was 16. Free bottle of rum. At 16. Spain is crazy.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:30 am
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:31 am
"I'm a STUD, I got the STD all I need is U."
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:42 am
"Hello, Would you like to get choke bummed?"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:46 am
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:07 am
"Do you enjoy the films of Meryl Streep?"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:10 am
Hordes wrote:"Do you enjoy the films of Meryl Streep?"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:23 am
your tits remind me of bald people's heads
edit: yeah I had quite an unsuccesful night
edit: yeah I had quite an unsuccesful night
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:24 am
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put me and your sister together"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:52 am
"How far can you get a spoon inside you?"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:57 am
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" said to a girl.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:00 am
My mate used this one once.
"my mates say that you are too fat to shag but I'm about to prove them wrong"
he put it up her bum in a disabled toilet!
"my mates say that you are too fat to shag but I'm about to prove them wrong"
he put it up her bum in a disabled toilet!
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:03 am
Obviously the classic...
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:20 am
PinUp wrote:My mate used this one once.
"my mates say that you are too fat to shag but I'm about to prove them wrong"
he put it up her bum in a disabled toilet!
