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my dad just said midnight request line sounds like the theme tune for a kids tv program!!!!

mainly that people dig it or that it's refreshing

MATE 1:
"errrrrrrr...."

MATE 2:
"that's some scary shit right there "

MATE 3:
"At least it doesn't have any chavs shouting over it"

MUM:
"oh, I like this... it's relaxing. you sure it's not all about dope, dear?"

DAD:
"i hear enough random noise blasting out of cars. can we put some acoustic on? ¬_¬"

try explaining it to your nan!! I had to.

You need to know a subject pretty well to be able to explain it to ya elders .

'thats fat as fuck!!!" one of the better ones,


'turn this shit off, get your records, and fuck off!" disgruntled house party host.

although the latter culd have been more to do with fact i was wasted and trying mix without being able to see properly

schoolboy....

My favourite was my ex girlfriend's mum

"I don't get it - where are all the words??"

Stick to watching X Factor Alison!!!

"Do people dance to this?" & "does this shit get rewinds?"

"Can you turn the bass down please I can feel it in my chest" ?!?!

last thursday i was playing Punisher and some fella asked "have you got anything happy?"... my answer: "this is happy mate"...

LOL, this thread gets funnier by the day.

Headhunter wrote:try explaining it to your nan!! I had to.

You need to know a subject pretty well to be able to explain it to ya elders .

I got my nan doing the charlston to jungle back in the day. That was a classic moment!

Most people say my music is shit.

Mum - "It's just bang bang bang over and over"
Me - "Are you not listening? It's womp womp womp you fassy"

Once Caldas wrote:I've had "Can you play something happy?" from a couple of people

I was playin a house party and all night a mate kept comin up and saying "Got any uplifting riddims" and smiling at me. I'd just laugh at him.

I also remember playing some Dubstep real loud the morning after a party and my friend Laura said the bass noises were making her feel sick

HAHA I keep remembering things people have said. We were playing a party (DnB this time) and this big fella walked over and asked:

"Got any pussy Cat Dolls?"

We laughed at him and my mate called him gay. Later on he broke a glass and threatened to hit me with it
Bloody philistine

I played at a warehouse party on saturday. I got sixs records in and was politly pushed off the decks.Still ,one girl was going mental for it and asked me to stay on. I had to explain to her that due to the norrow mindedness of the "trendy cutting edge crowd", i had to stop. I suppose i should be satisfied that one person was converted. What really pisses me off though is that the same stnuc who were getting all arsy about it on saturday will be the same stnuc who in six months will be like
"Oh i love dubstep darling. I've been into it for years".
Me " Do you goto FWD/DMZ?"
Them "Eh. What's DMZ?"
I then stab them repeatedly about the face and body, whilst pissing on there very expencive shoes.

At least one person got it. And thats what really matters. Big up to that girl..

Shonky wrote:
"Do I look like I'm fucking diabetic?????"

quality mate

friend of mine: dubstep's music for stoned robots

LOL
This gotta be one of the funniest threads ever.

A friend of mine once remarked that dubstep was "like Twisted Individual on c0deine."