Cocktail Recipes

slothrop · Post by **slothrop** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:59 am

blood_on_neon wrote:Classic:
Dirty Martini-
1/2 shot Martini
Double Gin
Olive in the bottom
A bit of brine from the olive jar

Never tried it dirty. I'm all about the classic martini - 1 part dry vermouth to 6 parts gin (as nice as you can get), stir over ice, strain into a martini glass, add a stuffed green olive on a stick.

If I can't be arsed stirring and straining, then I'd go for a pink gin - I do it nonstandardly as just gin on ice with a couple of dashes of angostura.

tha_illsta · Post by **tha_illsta** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:24 pm

boomnoise wrote:bird sex =

2/5 white ace cider (or cheapest possible equivalent)
2/5 tenants super (or cheapest possible equivalent)
1/5 robinsons summer fruits (blackcurrant at a push)

serve chilled

Yeah HAHAHA

.....WELL chilled

tha_illsta · Post by **tha_illsta** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:28 pm

Slothrop wrote: I'd go for a pink gin

Out to tha pink gin gang!!!!! Defo a classic (W or W/out Tonic)

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:29 pm

The Ship Canal

1 Part Absinthe
2 Parts Strongbow
2 Parts Stella

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:03 pm

^^ served in a used condom

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:15 pm

boomnoise wrote:bird sex =

2/5 white ace cider (or cheapest possible equivalent)
2/5 tenants super (or cheapest possible equivalent)
1/5 robinsons summer fruits (blackcurrant at a push)

serve chilled

HAHAHA...MY GOD! Now thats a DRINK!

audiopie · Post by **audiopie** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:27 am

_moody_ wrote:I know it sounds nasty and ghetto. It IS ghetto, but tastes good.

Whiskey-Makers
and
OJ-brand of your choice

Try it. Let ya chain hang low homey.

Striaght.
Rock it ghetto stylee

+

Mmmm booze

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:31 am

Buckfast and Champange....Chamfast...for the classy Buckfast drinker...

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:47 am

bagelator wrote:^^ served in a used condom

used diaphram actually

If you are feeling particularly flush you could go for Strongbow Super instead of normal strongbow

audiopie · Post by **audiopie** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:46 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
bagelator wrote:^^ served in a used condom
used diaphram actually

If you are feeling particularly flush you could go for Strongbow Super instead of normal strongbow

Always go wit the Strongbow Super.
It's the way the lord would have wanted.

tha_illsta · Post by **tha_illsta** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:02 pm

Audiopie wrote: Always go wit the Strongbow Super.
It's the way the lord would have wanted.

Yeah, Lord Lucan.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:06 pm

THA ILLSTA wrote:
Audiopie wrote: Always go wit the Strongbow Super.
It's the way the lord would have wanted.

Yeah, Lord Lucan.

=

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

chu · Post by **chu** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:20 pm

fooishbar wrote: better white russian:
good vodka (42 below)
kahlua
illy espresso liqueur
milk
ice

Even better white russian:
add a dash of Amaretto

Also:

Malibu
Milk

is sick.

Sunrise on Houghton Street:

Pint Glass
Ice
3 shots Vodka
equal parts smirnoff ice and reef
mix well

gets the ball rolling.

moody g · Post by **moody g** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:52 pm

The Volga:

1 shot very cold vodka, either plain or citron
1 lemon wedge
cane sugar
ground coffee (the good stuff...)

press the lemon wedge one side into the cane sugar, the other onto the ground coffee, shoot your vodka and bite the lemon, with the coffee side up (at least I prefer it that way). Fun at parties. Girls love it.

Cheers!

dj ill kid 505 · Post by **dj ill kid 505** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:34 am

Tequilla Stuntman

1. Snort the salt from the back of the hand or by using a straw.
2. Slam the shot of tequila.
3. Squirt the juice from the lemon into your eye.
4. Get slapped by the bartender

kingjake · Post by **kingjake** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:59 pm

DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote:Tequilla Stuntman

1. Snort the salt from the back of the hand or by using a straw.
2. Slam the shot of tequila.
3. Squirt the juice from the lemon into your eye.
4. Get slapped by the bartender

ha ha ha.
looks like a monday lunchtime eye opener!

dj ill kid 505 · Post by **dj ill kid 505** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:17 am

Kingjake wrote:
DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote:Tequilla Stuntman

1. Snort the salt from the back of the hand or by using a straw.
2. Slam the shot of tequila.
3. Squirt the juice from the lemon into your eye.
4. Get slapped by the bartender
ha ha ha.
looks like a monday lunchtime eye opener!

Salud!

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:24 pm

these were order of the day at glade festival this year. you just missed some points.

5. vomit, fall over, close eyes and gurn for britain

melli · Post by **melli** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:56 am

4 oz patron (or any top shelf tequila)
2 sprigs cilantro
3 limes (squeezed)
1 sugar packet

muddle sugar, cilantro and limes in shaker
add tequila and ice to shaker, shake, pour into martini glass...

enjoy.

indi · Post by **indi** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:40 am

Tentacle Rape

1 shot of Malibu
1 shot of Absolut Vanilla
Strawberry milk
Grenadine
half pint glass

Put the Malibu, Absolut and strawberry milk into a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously, pour into half pint glass and then carefully pour the Grenadine into the glass so that it settles on the bottom.

These are evil and sneak up on you something awful

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