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I've gotta put this one in. Co-op on Cardigan Road in Leeds. Fair enough they're pretty ethical and all that, but I have to queue for half a fucking hour just to get a pint of milk!!

KION wrote:At least wait till the mix is dun!!

(and I'd still say no politely)

deamonds wrote:1. Being told by dealers "ten minutes man, im just out of the endz cuuuzy be wichhu soon", Look im giving you money you tnuc, if it wernt for me you be smoking that skunk and oweing out money, mug...
2. When the dealer comes.......and comes with pure cabbage.....
3. When the dealer comes.......and comes with pure lettece (even worse than the barge, but smokes a little better
4. When the rizla rips
5. When your outside and the rizla rips
6. When your outside and its wet and the rizla rips and it was your last one (at this point im on the brink of chuckin the skunk on the floor, treading it in and threating to stop smoking)
7. When feds come and ask "alright boys, no need to throw that, weel take it for evidence..."

Those are my room 101's, im sure there are more, but these are the ones i hold dear.

or when the rizla is "inside out"!!



and its your last zoot

When you're crossing the road at a junction and theres a car held by traffic lights, you go to walk around the back of the car but then it pulls out, and because of your momentum you end up walking around in a weird semi-circle where the back of the car used to be.

And you look stupid.

I HATE that.

That and flies.

spilling the bong water
soaking your last bit of buds because of a spilled bong
the idiot that cant hit the correct button in the elevator (can you count?)
broken needles
scratched/warped records
cars
food delivery drivers that forget an item
telemarketers
salespeople
people who *think* they are educated about something and give false information

Blokes who put their tongue out in a flirtacious manner...

<- die!

Thump Rat wrote:Blokes who put their tongue out in a flirtacious manner...

<- die!

it's the wink that makes you realise it ain't the best time to reach for the soap, eh buffalo.

<- run!

the word innart
barry scott
people who remove their tshirts in nightclubs.

LUCKY_STRIKE wrote: people who remove their tshirts in nightclubs.

Especially if they're wearing sunglasses.

LUCKY_STRIKE wrote:barry scott

BANG! And he's gone.

and today on art attack......





BANG!!!! wait for the penny test blahd!!

Feeling pretty shit right now so gonna resurrect this badboi

1. Fried eggs with uncooked bits of white
2. People with unnecessarily loud voices
3. People who insist on perpetuating an accent that by rights they should have lost YEARS ago
4. People who bump into YOU, then when YOU say sorry, give you a fuckin dirty look
5. AutoCAD
6. Sleep deprivation
7. Feeling like i should try to give up weed
8. Comin home to a dirty kitchen
9. Long distance relationships
10. Sleep deprivation

Gah

toilet water spashing up your arsehole when you drop a turd

i just moved to california and the list of things that irritate the piss out of me that people do here could go on and on, here is some of the biggest ones:

1) shitty customer service
cashier talking to boyfriend on cellphone or in person when customers are waiting in line, generally not interested in trying to get me to spend my money. i brought this up to my sister who lives in sacramento, and she confirmed my theory with this "yeah, well it's really nice to work in this state, you don't have to do shit."

2) get out of the way!
back home in chicago when you were in a grocery store or whatever and walking down an isle people would step OUT of your way, or at worst you would say "excuse me" and squeeze past. in california people look up, see you coming and step in front of you and then act irritated when you say "excuse me". possible symptom of #3.

3) machismo - self explainitory, but here is one of MANY examples:
the other night at a party i was engaged in small talk with a gentlemen and said something about how people now days meet other's with similar interests online and then only meet in person at conventions, concerts, etc...i gave the example of comic-cons. he responded with "what's wrong with comics? i like comics, maybe you shouldn't be so quick to judge a book by it's cover." i changed the subject to how me and my wife aren't sure if we want kids..he responded "what's wrong with kids? i have two kids? what, you don't like kids?" i fucking gave up, you want to talk, talk. i'm not interested in getting into a dick wagging contest with every douchebag i make the mistake of trying to be friendly to.

4) fake ass people, dumbasses who pretend to like something or know about it rather than admit they don't know shit and ask about it. leads to conversations that start well and get stupid fast. lots of people who at first sound like they know ALL about wine, music, art, etc...but merely have about a 5 minute spiel they just repeat to people to sound intellegent.

5) big guys who are scary until you hear them talk

6) brown volcom hoodies

7) too cool for school - "why do you have to be smart all the time?" WHAT? please don't breed.

8) consumerism disguised as subculture or counterculture. sad, this state used to BE counterculture. now it's a bunch of idiots who think they're parents don't understand them because they shop at (insert brand name store here). from what i understand high-school "gangs" actually use brand names to identify themselves here. also ironic because the school administration is so clueless they don't know that the brands are brands, they think they are the names of the gangs!

9) 40+ year olds who dress like 15 year olds (see #6 an #8), drive "pimped" cars, and have iPods, and high school age girlfriends. it's not sexy, dude, it's creepy.

10) cyclists who ride on busy winding mountain highways and seem to think that: A) they look good in spandex B) they're soooo fast that they don't constitute a hazard to themselves and others C) i will stop if i hit them

11) 50+ year olds who move in packs through the streets of LA talking loudly about all the "stars" they rub elbows with.

12) anyone on the road in a porsche cayenne suv

i will say i've met some stellar folks down in LA at the dubstep events. i couldn't really hear what they were saying, but i'll assume they break my rapidly forming stereotypes about californians.

Ikarai wrote: 4. People who bump into YOU, then when YOU say sorry, give you a fuckin dirty look

fucking exactly

having to work for a living

pk- wrote:having to work for a living

Curse of the drinking classes innit

KION wrote:Salad Fingered oddballs asking if you got any pills while you're right in the middle of a mix.

lol! "salad fingered oddballs" - sick

i will say...

closed minds

commercial law firms and the smarmy stnuc who recruit for them

neuroses

jeremy kyle

that dog with Rik Mayall's voice from the andrex (?) adverts

the stupid fucking cows from the Dairylea adverts - HOW I HATE THEM

alex ferguson

i could go on all day. i never realised i had so much hate

It's been said before, but needs saying again. People who come onto trains/buses, take their phone out and listen to whatever shit they have on it really loudly. Fuckwits.

elgato wrote:alex ferguson

stop now or enter a world of pain

cody wrote:

elgato wrote:alex ferguson

stop now or enter a world of pain

?!

surely even a man utd fan can see that he's the most mean-spirited, miserly, bitter and childish man to touch the beautiful game?