random daily observations thread

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:02 pm

Delendi wrote:
pdomino wrote:This morning i saw a whale attacking a boat on the news.
wasn't that a couple of days ago? in all fairness.... if i was a whale and a japanese fishing boat came to 'rescue' me i'd smash the shit out of it too.

Only saw it that morning, HA HA I agree I would smash the boat too, I mean if somethings tried to harpoon you a couple of times you wouldnt fuck about again !

misk · Post by **misk** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:22 pm

i wonder if junk food was better for you in the 1950s, because maybe they hadn't invented all those wacked out ingredients yet.

hera · Post by **hera** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:31 pm

i want to go to scotland.

misk · Post by **misk** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:40 pm

hera wrote:i want to go to scotland.

im going this summer, for the second time - its gonna be dope.

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:21 pm

Misk wrote:
hera wrote:i want to go to scotland.
im going this summer, for the second time - its gonna be dope.

I think that's the first time I have ever heard scotland described as 'dope'. Whereabouts are you going?

T_macabre · Post by **T_macabre** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:16 am

banks are c*nts- 2 weeks to send a new card out (still havent got it), closing the branch in my town, blocking my new bank from transferring the last of my balance to my new account

YORKSHIRE BANK=

that is all

josephine · Post by **josephine** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:22 am

doLLy wrote:
*Grand* wrote:i need cut my finger nails.
My observations is...Yes, Grand..you soooo need to cut your fingernails

LOL, Gwaaaan Dolly, I fully support this move G! Lets link this week, I can supply the nail clippers.

fushimi · Post by **fushimi** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:07 am

7-11 have stopped selling oxygen. For now.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:02 pm

something in north greenwich appears to be on fire

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:02 pm

waitin for your toaster to toast your bread takes longer than waiting for the kettle to boil the water...

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:12 pm

Cotton buds aren't to be used in your ears.

What the fuck are they for then?

a_k47 · Post by **a_k47** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:32 pm

er............ still need a job

dj slums · Post by **dj slums** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:56 pm

i like it when i see 2 people talking in the street, then they both go their seperate ways, but carry on thinking about the meeting and smiling, then realise theyre walking up the street alone with a big grin on their face, stop smiling, then look round quickly to see if anyone saw them.
i always see them.

dj slums · Post by **dj slums** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:22 pm

Shonky wrote:Cotton buds aren't to be used in your ears.

What the fuck are they for then?

theyre for wiping bogeys out of babies noses amongst other things.

-my mate used to obsessivley clean his ears with cotton buds, and ended up compacting the wax in his ears to such a degree, that he couldnt hear, and had to have his ears syringed.

hera · Post by **hera** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:29 pm

he who smelt it first, definately dealt it first. and ate something really gnarly.

dj slums · Post by **dj slums** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:56 pm

apparently if your poo isnt around six inches long, one solid mass and sinks,(not stinks) then you have dietry problems.

you also shouldnt have to wipe your bum more than once. again, if you do have to, you have problems. one wipe, no skids.

misk · Post by **misk** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:55 am

dj slums wrote:apparently if your poo isnt around six inches long, one solid mass and sinks,(not stinks) then you have dietry problems.

you also shouldnt have to wipe your bum more than once. again, if you do have to, you have problems. one wipe, no skids.

eat more vegetables, then, its a beautiful experience!

Jennifer · Post by **Jennifer** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:59 am

dj slums wrote:apparently if your poo isnt around six inches long, one solid mass and sinks,(not stinks) then you have dietry problems.

you also shouldnt have to wipe your bum more than once. again, if you do have to, you have problems. one wipe, no skids.

lol

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:57 pm

dj slums wrote:apparently if your poo isnt around six inches long, one solid mass and sinks,(not stinks) then you have dietry problems.

you also shouldnt have to wipe your bum more than once. again, if you do have to, you have problems. one wipe, no skids.

Are you Gillian McKeith?

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:06 pm

Women want the moon on a stick, apart from Gillian McKeith, she wants something else on a stick or people not to have sticky shit, I forget.

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