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so how did the liver problems cause portal hypertension???

im just curious, pieces and puzzles an all that

CHF causes hardening of the liver.

The portal vein is a heptaic vein. I.e it passes through the liver.

Because my liver was unusually hard, it was like standing on a hose pipe. Pressure grew in the portal vein causing esophageal varices which eventually popped causing blood loss.

I'd imagine if the vein didn't carry de-oxygenated blood I'd be dead

you're a lucky man!

I am still pooing

firky wrote:I work night shifts and day shifts so my pooing pattern is quite erratic

wormcode wrote: Btw I have always shaved in the shower. Get 2 birds stoned at once.

I go one step further and also brush my teeth in the shower.

If am having a bath late at night, I do the candle and spliff thing. Leaving the bathroom door open so I can hear the stereo, put something nice and chilled on. Lie backand stroke my loefah.

Oh I do that maybe half the time, sometimes I forget to bring the brush and toothpaste. Actually sometimes I forget to bring the razor in there too and I end up not shaving that day. I don't have a bath, but wish I did. Last house had baths but I never used them. This one is just a shower that's at floor level, so it doesn't fill. Always miss the simplest things...

Gewze wrote:i had 5 tesco ''micro cheese burgers'' in 2 days. the end result was the thickness of my wrist

Jesus, I hope you have skinny wrists man.

firky wrote: I go one step further and also brush my teeth in the shower.

tried this once, but waiting to finish your shower til you rinse your mouth out is not the one, I'm interested in how you circumnavigate this dilemma

ahah this shits cracking me up

It's all about the pre-club shit.

Neptune wrote:It's all about the pre-club shit.

Doing a shit in the club Always feel like the toilet attendant is listening to me shit

Liam92 wrote:

Neptune wrote:It's all about the pre-club shit.

Doing a shit in the club Always feel like the toilet attendant is listening to me shit

judging by what they play in clubs around here it won't make that much of a difference

Just had a massive one. Post drinking and barbecuing shit. Stinky as hell and a lot of it

capo ultra wrote:

firky wrote: I go one step further and also brush my teeth in the shower.

tried this once, but waiting to finish your shower til you rinse your mouth out is not the one, I'm interested in how you circumnavigate this dilemma

this is not a new technique

i just used shower water. looking back maybe it wasnt the best plan

i can feel one brewin. had the wet shits yesterday, kinda hopin its decided to stick together this time around. Team players!

up from about 2-4am last night with pure water shits. fuck you pizza hut, it must have been you!!!

Dumping some more. Knew I wasn't finished last time

capo ultra wrote:

firky wrote: I go one step further and also brush my teeth in the shower.

tried this once, but waiting to finish your shower til you rinse your mouth out is not the one, I'm interested in how you circumnavigate this dilemma

But why would you have to wait? There's water constantly hitting your face in the shower. Plus the pressure tickles your mouth.

warm water in your mouth urgh

hasezwei wrote:

Liam92 wrote:

Neptune wrote:It's all about the pre-club shit.

Doing a shit in the club Always feel like the toilet attendant is listening to me shit

judging by what they play in clubs around here it won't make that much of a difference

you have to come to düsseldorf / köln / dortmund / etc

on topic: quality thread

Gewze wrote:ahah this shits cracking me up

I hope not literally, must be a big one?