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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by particle-jim » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:15 pm

clifford_- wrote:im currently chatting to a girl i added on facebook just because i thought she looked fit. james HK and Widowmaker both know her (i think)
Ive never met her, but ive been chatting to her/texting her for about a month now, going to meet her tommorow, ill let you know how it pans out. :h:
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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by wub » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:18 pm

clifford_- wrote:
wub wrote:
clifford_- wrote:im currently chatting to a girl i added on facebook just because i thought she looked fit. james HK and Widowmaker both know her (i think)
Ive never met her, but ive been chatting to her/texting her for about a month now, going to meet her tommorow, ill let you know how it pans out. :h:
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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by clifford_- » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:26 pm

cheers for baiting me
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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by brettheaslewood » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:27 pm

count yaself lucky the thread title isn't included in that screenshot!
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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by wub » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:29 pm

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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by clifford_- » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:29 pm

i knew i should of kept my mouth shut. its not the first time someone on here has runied something for me!

n i still dont get it? they sposed to be the hardy boys?! why the fuck would anyone shit in a urinal?!
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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by wub » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:30 pm

clifford_- wrote:n i still dont get it? they sposed to be the hardy boys?! why the fuck would anyone shit in a urinal?!

:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:

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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by magma » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:31 pm

particle-jim wrote:
clifford_- wrote:im currently chatting to a girl i added on facebook just because i thought she looked fit. james HK and Widowmaker both know her (i think)
Ive never met her, but ive been chatting to her/texting her for about a month now, going to meet her tommorow, ill let you know how it pans out. :h:
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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by brettheaslewood » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:34 pm

OP - heres how to not meet a woman.

Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.

justa warning

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kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.

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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by wub » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:37 pm

brettheaslewood wrote:OP - heres how to not meet a woman.

Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.

justa warning

:4:
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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by clifford_- » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:41 pm

brettheaslewood wrote:OP - heres how to not meet a woman.

Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.

justa warning

:4:

yea, basically, dont say anything about it on here. they will bait you up.
schoolboy error on my part.
my chances are now out the window.
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let me break this down for ya
mustard = yellow
HP = brown
Ketchup = red
if ya fuck with the program, someone's gona get hurt... feel me

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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by wub » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:43 pm

clifford_- wrote:
brettheaslewood wrote:OP - heres how to not meet a woman.

Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.

justa warning

:4:

yea, basically, dont say anything about it on here. they will bait you up.
schoolboy error on my part.
my chances are now out the window.
SMH
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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:46 pm

But when you meet someone on facebook, isn't it more likely than not the relationship is played out on facebook.

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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by wub » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:48 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:'Had shitty sex last night'
Might use that next time I get the opportunity to frape someone. Most recent fraping was done NYE, when one of my mates left his phone unguarded and shortly afterwards announced he'd "just got my first cock of 2012, result!"

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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by gwa » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:50 pm

you're so unoriginal
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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by clifford_- » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:51 pm

im waiting for it...
not the first cock of 2012, the scathing IM...
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let me break this down for ya
mustard = yellow
HP = brown
Ketchup = red
if ya fuck with the program, someone's gona get hurt... feel me

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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by magma » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:51 pm

clifford_- wrote:
brettheaslewood wrote:OP - heres how to not meet a woman.

Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.

justa warning

:4:

yea, basically, dont say anything about it on here. they will bait you up.
schoolboy error on my part.
my chances are now out the window.
SMH
Nah man, you're alright... you can't even tell that photo's about a girl let alone which one, it's just wub winding you up about trying to work out who she is. His success rate isn't great anyway! ;-)

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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by gwa » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:53 pm

wub wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:'Had shitty sex last night'
Might use that next time I get the opportunity to frape someone. Most recent fraping was done NYE, when one of my mates left his phone unguarded and shortly afterwards announced he'd "just got my first cock of 2012, result!"
a successful frape is to make it believeable and avoid anything sexually related.

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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by Sreedy » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:54 pm

clifford_- wrote:cheers for baiting me

Ur going to see Rachel sullivan ? Kl I been seeing her a bit too looool.


Now I feel bad
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Re: ideas, tips for meeting women

Post by Sreedy » Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:56 pm

For future reference I wouldn't add any girls on My friends list chances are I'm banging or have banged lool


I'm aware I sound like a tnuc but at least I'm being honest

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