god bless the internetclifford_- wrote:im currently chatting to a girl i added on facebook just because i thought she looked fit. james HK and Widowmaker both know her (i think)
Ive never met her, but ive been chatting to her/texting her for about a month now, going to meet her tommorow, ill let you know how it pans out.
ideas, tips for meeting women
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WTF? No.clifford_- wrote:is that sposed to be james and sean?! hahawub wrote:clifford_- wrote:im currently chatting to a girl i added on facebook just because i thought she looked fit. james HK and Widowmaker both know her (i think)
Ive never met her, but ive been chatting to her/texting her for about a month now, going to meet her tommorow, ill let you know how it pans out.
The Mystery of the Urinal Deucei dont know my memes, and i havnt been watching southpark alot recently, tell me which episode it is, ill watch it now, ive got nothing better to do...
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cheers for baiting me
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let me break this down for ya
mustard = yellow
HP = brown
Ketchup = red
if ya fuck with the program, someone's gona get hurt... feel me
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count yaself lucky the thread title isn't included in that screenshot!
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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i knew i should of kept my mouth shut. its not the first time someone on here has runied something for me!
n i still dont get it? they sposed to be the hardy boys?! why the fuck would anyone shit in a urinal?!
n i still dont get it? they sposed to be the hardy boys?! why the fuck would anyone shit in a urinal?!
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noam wrote:son
let me break this down for ya
mustard = yellow
HP = brown
Ketchup = red
if ya fuck with the program, someone's gona get hurt... feel me
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clifford_- wrote:n i still dont get it? they sposed to be the hardy boys?! why the fuck would anyone shit in a urinal?!
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This. Get in Cliff!particle-jim wrote:god bless the internetclifford_- wrote:im currently chatting to a girl i added on facebook just because i thought she looked fit. james HK and Widowmaker both know her (i think)
Ive never met her, but ive been chatting to her/texting her for about a month now, going to meet her tommorow, ill let you know how it pans out.
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OP - heres how to not meet a woman.
Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.
justa warning

Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.
justa warning
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
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Coming up next, Webcams - how much is too much?brettheaslewood wrote:OP - heres how to not meet a woman.
Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.
justa warning
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brettheaslewood wrote:OP - heres how to not meet a woman.
Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.
justa warning
yea, basically, dont say anything about it on here. they will bait you up.
schoolboy error on my part.
my chances are now out the window.
SMH
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noam wrote:son
let me break this down for ya
mustard = yellow
HP = brown
Ketchup = red
if ya fuck with the program, someone's gona get hurt... feel me
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LOL, don't be such a drama queen.clifford_- wrote:brettheaslewood wrote:OP - heres how to not meet a woman.
Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.
justa warning
yea, basically, dont say anything about it on here. they will bait you up.
schoolboy error on my part.
my chances are now out the window.
SMH
Unless you've already received a stinging IM from the bird saying she never wants to speak to you again, I reckon you can go out on a limb and say she's not seen it.
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But when you meet someone on facebook, isn't it more likely than not the relationship is played out on facebook.
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Might use that next time I get the opportunity to frape someone. Most recent fraping was done NYE, when one of my mates left his phone unguarded and shortly afterwards announced he'd "just got my first cock of 2012, result!"Pedro Sánchez wrote:'Had shitty sex last night'
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you're so unoriginal
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im waiting for it...
not the first cock of 2012, the scathing IM...
not the first cock of 2012, the scathing IM...
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noam wrote:son
let me break this down for ya
mustard = yellow
HP = brown
Ketchup = red
if ya fuck with the program, someone's gona get hurt... feel me
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Nah man, you're alright... you can't even tell that photo's about a girl let alone which one, it's just wub winding you up about trying to work out who she is. His success rate isn't great anyway!clifford_- wrote:brettheaslewood wrote:OP - heres how to not meet a woman.
Chat up girl on facebook for approx 1 month.
Post in DSF the day before initialising the first encounter
get baited by tnuc who can press print screen, followed by another tnuc who posts bait comment.
justa warning
yea, basically, dont say anything about it on here. they will bait you up.
schoolboy error on my part.
my chances are now out the window.
SMH
SNH never on a cockblock ting!
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
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a successful frape is to make it believeable and avoid anything sexually related.wub wrote:Might use that next time I get the opportunity to frape someone. Most recent fraping was done NYE, when one of my mates left his phone unguarded and shortly afterwards announced he'd "just got my first cock of 2012, result!"Pedro Sánchez wrote:'Had shitty sex last night'
my favourite is the ol' webbed feet operation
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clifford_- wrote:cheers for baiting me
Ur going to see Rachel sullivan ? Kl I been seeing her a bit too looool.
Now I feel bad
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For future reference I wouldn't add any girls on My friends list chances are I'm banging or have banged lool
I'm aware I sound like a tnuc but at least I'm being honest
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