who's the weirdest kid who went to your school...

[noam]

oh shit didn't even mention Stinky Carl

hahahahahaha

[NilsFG]

when i was proper young i used to scrunch up toilet tissue (unused if it really has to be stated) and chew it like it was gum, really any kind of paper, it had a satisfying texture i think

I am very happy I was not the only one.

I can't really remember lots of weird people from school, only stupid ones; like really stupid ones.
This stupid kid in primary school once was bullying a fat and ugly girl (it's just the truth, she was friendly though) and she told on him.
Teacher tells him to come in front of the class and he's like "You're going to apologize, say after me: I'm sorry"
He doesn't say anything, so the teacher again says "Jason, repeat what I say..." and the kid just goes "Jason, repeat after me"

The kid wasn't trying to be funny, he was just really dumb.

We also had this kid with ADHD who never wanted to take his meds. His mum locked him up in his room once and he climbed on the fucking roof and started playing games on there.
When we went on a skiing trip with our high school he still brought his Mickey Mouse stuffed toy everywhere with him, wrote stupid stuff in his diary and threw tantrums all the time.
He annoyed pretty much everyone. Especially the girls.

[Sonika]

this is pretty lame compared to all these intense stories but a girl in my class decides that she wants to come out in front of the entire class in a big ceremonial thing (tbh I don't even think she's lesbian, she's always been sort of an attention whore)

anyways so she finishes her speech thing and the whole class is completely silent, you could have heard a pin drop. then suddenly everyone hears this "boo boo boooooo"

we look over and this kid Erny has his head on the table with his earphones in playing games on his phone after this super emotional speech, it's pretty funny.
So the teacher looks over and goes "ERNY! ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?" he looks up, puts his phone down, looks at her for like 30 seconds without saying anything, obviously trying to decide on the best plan of action, and then decides on the DUMBEST possible route, he looks her straight in the eye and goes "......no..."

she immediately asks "did you just lie to me?"

to which he responds "...yes."


prettttty stupid

[nowaysj]

So the trend remains, all the weirdos are male?

[noam]

So the trend remains, all the weirdos are male?

if you read my last post there was a girl who stapled herself to tables

[Sonika]

Noam has, by far, the most fucked up stories in this thread.

[nowaysj]

So the trend remains, all the weirdos are male?

if you read my last post there was a girl who stapled herself to tables

Went off to investigate Noonan.

[lloydy]

Well she didn't go to my school so not really relevant but there is a woman round my area who is a lot further gone than any of the people you are all posting about.She is called curly shirley and is quite simply beyond fucking mental.I have a million and one story's but they won't do this one justice.She is kind of a local treasure because of how nuts and random she is,she roams the streets twisting her hair talking bollox to absolute strangers and is a sight to behold.If i ever get the chance of a video this thread will get resurrected just so you can all witness the one they call curly shirley possibly the most mental person ever to grace this planet.

[Sonika]

Please do take a video

[noam]

So the trend remains, all the weirdos are male?

if you read my last post there was a girl who stapled herself to tables

Went off to investigate Noonan.

he used to take his false teeth out and chase us around with them stuck out of his mouth, horrifying when you were a kid lol

he was mint though

but obviously, when i got older i realised why my parents hated nick and dessie so much, Dessie used to take all his lot to my dads restaurant, while my sister was working there he offered her mate 10grand to sleep with him. she declined... i think.

[lloydy]

Haha if i could i would,i don't think i could be that horrible to be honest.I'm surprised she hasn't got a facebook fan page because everyone round here knows her name and its a big fucking town.She's that nutty she's notorious,how she's allowed to roam the streets is really beyond me.

[noam]

hahaha jokes

in my secondary school there was a sikh kid in my year called Daneshwa

his mum was fully crazy

she used to wait outside our school and hand out documents and leaflets about conspiracy's to do with her son, she'd lost custody of him to the father obviously cos she's mental, but she used to be a lawyer so she's also mad smart

there's pure video's of her on youtube

[lloydy]

Now i'm jealous Noam and you've just upped the stakes i might need to get her on camera to show you all she is pure gold.

[idontreallygiveashit]

Please do, i enjoy laughing at the mentally ill.

[lloydy]

Please do, i enjoy laughing at the mentally ill.

Mentally ill is an understatement.
Noam that woman in your video is pretty far gone.

[noam]

she carries around like 10 tesco bags full of clothes and papers

she's harmless, but mental

felt sorry for daneshwa obviously cos his mum used to just hang around for him after school and pester all of us about him

[vishes]

I remember this kid who was autistic or something and one day he was trying to convince me and my mates that he had no feeling in his right hand and that because of that he would always beat kids up.
So one of my mates goes "so if you'd punch the wall right now, you wouldn't feel anything?" and the kid replies "Uhm... no. That's right." So my mate says "Prove it."

So the kid starts hitting the wall like proper hard and you could just tell that it was hurting. He stopped after a couple of hits, his hand had started bleeding, and it was obvious that he was in pain.
At the end of the day his hand was bruised and swollen pretty bad.

I also remember this 17 or 18 year old kid (who also must've been autistic) that suddenly started hitting a little girl that was walking on crutches for no reason at all...

Now that I think about it, I've actually met quite a lot of weird guys in my days at school.

[noam]

is that really autistic???

[vishes]

There was also this guy in my class once that would just do anything you told him to do.
So one day, I think we were cycling back to school from a PE class or something, and we came across this massive pile of sand. So a couple of guys told him that if he would drive his bike down the pile of sand we would all pay him €1 or something like that. So of course he takes his bike up the pile of sand, when he's at the top he climbs on his bike and pushes off. Now as you'd expect his bike immediately tipped over and he made a massive face plant on the pavement.

Everyone laughed and drove off.

[vishes]

is that really autistic???

Well not exactly sure what was wrong with them but I remember that they were always just kinda living in their own world, always on their own. Does that count as being autistic?