The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:48 am

magma wrote:
RightOnTime27 wrote:no one has ever cum from a handy.
Have you only been dating girls with arthritis or something?

Or stumps

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:49 am

Terpit wrote:
magma wrote:
RightOnTime27 wrote:no one has ever cum from a handy.
Have you only been dating girls with arthritis or something?
Or stumps

longshoremen

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:52 am

SCope13 · Post by **SCope13** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:25 pm

Speaking of stumps, nugget porn is the shit.

ultraspatial · Post by **ultraspatial** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:21 pm

used to jerk off in an open locker room after swimming all the time
in my parents car while waiting for them to come out of supermarket or smth
more of a strange situation that place: in my room, watching fashion tv, blasting squarepusher, after I nearly had sex with my best mate at the time who was still in bed

SCope13 · Post by **SCope13** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:28 pm

ultraspatial wrote: in my parents car while waiting for them to come out of supermarket or smth

Did this once.

noam · Post by **noam** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:30 pm

how old were yuo like 6??? lol

SCope13 · Post by **SCope13** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:31 pm

noam wrote:how old were yuo like 6??? lol

13.

What's the most you've jacked off in one day guys? Have a friend that claims to have done it 13 times in one day

Most I've ever had is 4 I think.

ultraspatial · Post by **ultraspatial** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:32 pm

probably about 15

edit: reply to noam's question. not 15 times in a day lol

noam · Post by **noam** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:46 pm

5, maybe 6 i duno

Phigure · Post by **Phigure** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:54 pm

I think I did like 10-13 in one night, my dick was raw and swollen for a few days after

InternetSlaveMaster · Post by **InternetSlaveMaster** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:56 pm

3 times when I was like 12 or something

Damn Phigure, you mean business

RightOnTime27 · Post by **RightOnTime27** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:31 pm

most I've ever come in one day was like 5 maybe? That last one was more of a cough than an ejaculation

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:36 pm

7, after round 4 I was shooting water

Phigure · Post by **Phigure** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:52 pm

i was young and basically just discovered what my penis can do

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:56 pm

Phigure wrote:i was young and basically just discovered what my penis can do

pee

Love · Post by **Love** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:59 pm

In the dentists chair?

espire · Post by **espire** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:05 am

not entirely ontopic but still;

I have this friend who used to own a very old motorcycle. If you drove too fast it would start shaking like mad. Can you guess what happened when he drove 70km/h on cobblestones? :/ People still call him Kevin vvvvrrrm vvrrrm

And someone else once told me he has been the using the same sock for about 4years to clean up whenever he masturbated... I've seen the sock and good lord

alphacat · Post by **alphacat** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:10 am

A) Apparently I'm a WAY bigger perv than I thought I was;

...can't even tell you some of the places. Srsly.

B) ...But still not as bad as the guy who used to live up the street from my parents who'd go out onto his patio with his golden retriever and slather peanut butter on his junk.

C) I'm a champion at distance.

ht2 · Post by **ht2** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:13 am

i make it a point to always tug one out on planes

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