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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:48 am
by Terpit
magma wrote:
RightOnTime27 wrote:no one has ever cum from a handy.
Have you only been dating girls with arthritis or something?
Or stumps

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:49 am
by nowaysj
Terpit wrote:
magma wrote:
RightOnTime27 wrote:no one has ever cum from a handy.
Have you only been dating girls with arthritis or something?
Or stumps
longshoremen

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:52 am
by Terpit
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:25 pm
by SCope13
Speaking of stumps, nugget porn is the shit.

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:21 pm
by ultraspatial
used to jerk off in an open locker room after swimming all the time
in my parents car while waiting for them to come out of supermarket or smth
more of a strange situation that place: in my room, watching fashion tv, blasting squarepusher, after I nearly had sex with my best mate at the time who was still in bed

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:28 pm
by SCope13
ultraspatial wrote: in my parents car while waiting for them to come out of supermarket or smth
:Q: Did this once.

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:30 pm
by noam
how old were yuo like 6??? lol

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:31 pm
by SCope13
noam wrote:how old were yuo like 6??? lol
13.

What's the most you've jacked off in one day guys? Have a friend that claims to have done it 13 times in one day :lol:

Most I've ever had is 4 I think.

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:32 pm
by ultraspatial
probably about 15

edit: reply to noam's question. not 15 times in a day lol

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:46 pm
by noam
5, maybe 6 i duno

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:54 pm
by Phigure
I think I did like 10-13 in one night, my dick was raw and swollen for a few days after

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:56 pm
by InternetSlaveMaster
3 times when I was like 12 or something

Damn Phigure, you mean business

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:31 pm
by RightOnTime27
most I've ever come in one day was like 5 maybe? That last one was more of a cough than an ejaculation

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:36 pm
by ehbes
7, after round 4 I was shooting water

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:52 pm
by Phigure
i was young and basically just discovered what my penis can do

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:56 pm
by ehbes
Phigure wrote:i was young and basically just discovered what my penis can do
pee

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:59 pm
by Love
In the dentists chair?

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:05 am
by espire
not entirely ontopic but still;

I have this friend who used to own a very old motorcycle. If you drove too fast it would start shaking like mad. Can you guess what happened when he drove 70km/h on cobblestones? :/ People still call him Kevin vvvvrrrm vvrrrm

And someone else once told me he has been the using the same sock for about 4years to clean up whenever he masturbated... I've seen the sock and good lord :(

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:10 am
by alphacat
A) Apparently I'm a WAY bigger perv than I thought I was; :( ...can't even tell you some of the places. Srsly.

B) ...But still not as bad as the guy who used to live up the street from my parents who'd go out onto his patio with his golden retriever and slather peanut butter on his junk. :o

C) I'm a champion at distance. 8)

Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:13 am
by ht2
i make it a point to always tug one out on planes