If it came down to it...cannibalism. Would you?

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Cannibalism

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Re: If it came down to it...cannibalism. Would you?

Post by SCope13 » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:43 pm

human sushi would be the ting i think
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Post by leyenda » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:43 pm

esfandyar wrote:i would preferably like to eat my human at its freshest point.. so you know.. rip out the still beating heart.. squeeze some lemon on top.. mmm.
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Post by noam » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:12 pm

fuck eating bear grylls, he'd taste of his own piss

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Post by Phigure » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:14 pm

i wouldnt murder someone to eat them, but if they're already dead and i have no other means of surviving, i cant see any reason not too from a moral standpoint.
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Post by noam » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:25 pm

just put him in a patty

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Post by dubstepper » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:36 pm

magma wrote:What LACE said.

I couldn't kill to eat, I think I'd rather die having a conversation than be alone but if dude was already dead then, yeah, I'm cooking up ass-steaks.
sounds nice, and if the dead person is a black guy then its jumbo sausage all round :4:
on a serious note, i don't like a lot of food, for instance i like steak burgers pies roast dinner and so on basicly simple food. can't do spanish, indian and so on. after watching kill it cook it eat it ages ago the show has even put me off meat quite a lot. i know can't eat alot of food without sometimes thinking bout it being an animal and feeling bit put off. . all that being said if i was on a desert island somewhere and people were droping like flies and the only food i could get would be thier
dead bodies then i would have to chose to eat and live or starve and die. my answer is live each and every time.
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Post by noam » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:37 pm

choose life bro choose life

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Post by deadly_habit » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:46 pm

I wonder if you'd need to add curry to an Indian...


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Post by Genevieve » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:48 pm

Do I get to wear a cool mask, a straw skirt and say stuff like Ooga-Booga?

Edit: what about warpaint? And a cool staff? As in a stick.. not like... people in business suits?
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Post by fractal » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:49 pm

deadly habit wrote:I dislike a good majority of the populace when I'm not starving, fuck it meat is meat.
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SCope13 wrote:human sushi would be the ting i think
Find a human not pumped full of toxins etc :?
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Post by ninjadog » Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:30 am

I'd like to think I wouldent, and I hope I will never be in a situation where it might be and option. One of the most disturbing parts in The Road was the scene where the dad finds the stash of humans for dinner. The one guy with part of his leg cut off and being kept alive to keep the other limbs fresh was just fucked up.
It starts with one ass steak, before you know it your harvesting fingers and boobs as a midnight snack.

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Post by zerbaman » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:30 am

too many people said yes here.
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Post by Phigure » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:39 am

zerbaman wrote:too many people said yes here.
why?

honestly what rational reason do you have against it, as long as the person was already dead? youre going to let yourself die just because you think that that dead body is too sacred?
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:25 am

i say yes because it seem logical, but lets be honest, until im in that situation i wont have a 'real' answer
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Post by ehbes » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:27 am

i wouldn't last very long in this situation
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Post by deadly_habit » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:25 am

I think a good gauge would be would you be able to gut and clean an animal for starters, I don't mean just having the skill to do it, but being able to handle it.
I mean for example if you couldn't handle doing that to say a deer, or cow, I sincerely doubt cannibalism would be a viable option.

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Post by finji » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:26 am

Made for an interesting read, cheers bro.
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Post by Terpit » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:30 am

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Made for an interesting read, cheers bro.
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Re: If it came down to it...cannibalism. Would you?

Post by E-F » Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:43 am

dubstepper wrote:
magma wrote:What LACE said.

I couldn't kill to eat, I think I'd rather die having a conversation than be alone but if dude was already dead then, yeah, I'm cooking up ass-steaks.
sounds nice, and if the dead person is a black guy then its jumbo sausage all round :4:
on a serious note, i don't like a lot of food, for instance i like steak burgers pies roast dinner and so on basicly simple food. can't do spanish, indian and so on. after watching kill it cook it eat it ages ago the show has even put me off meat quite a lot. i know can't eat alot of food without sometimes thinking bout it being an animal and feeling bit put off. . all that being said if i was on a desert island somewhere and people were droping like flies and the only food i could get would be thier
dead bodies then i would have to chose to eat and live or starve and die. my answer is live each and every time.
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Re: If it came down to it...cannibalism. Would you?

Post by zerbaman » Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:01 am

Phigure wrote:
zerbaman wrote:too many people said yes here.
why?

honestly what rational reason do you have against it, as long as the person was already dead? youre going to let yourself die just because you think that that dead body is too sacred?
Yeah, guess I'm a weird tnuc for not wanting to eat people. Fucking shameful.
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