A big night out with Britain's biggest #LADS

[gwa]

I want the bar maid with brown hair that was wearing denim shorts last night.

[Blenky]

There is a heinously high proportion of fit birds that work there tbh. Think I know which one you mean she was collecting glasses at one point outside and one of my friends commented on her attractiveness. Guy who was wearing the checked shirt with two chains on behind the bar can do one though clocked me waiting and served some other fuck who'd just rolled up the cheek

[gwa]

i know quite a few of them but yeah she was collecting glasses outside last night.

i've got a feeling i know exactly who you were with as i overhead some people talking about cosmic slop by the benches outside and was going to jump in and be like COSMIC SLOPPPP WOIII

[Blenky]

Yep that'll have been my mates. Fucking small world

[gwa]

indeed, i'll come say hello if i see you about next time!

[kingGhost]

Yep that'll have been my #LADS. Fucking small world

[Blenky]

Yep that'll have been my #LADS. Fucking small world

m8 it was pure #banter someone threw up in a shoe and tarquin swam the leeds liverpool canal stark bollock naked #coldLAD

[lovelydivot]

ewww....they are becoming American

[test_recordings]

I hate wire because it`s small and i got thrown out once for having mandy on me... luckily the bouncer thought it was ket so I probably got off easier than I might have otherwise! It was kind of unlucky because I was trying to wrap a bomb in the cubicle and some fucked guy banged on the door because he wanted in, my mate was in the same room and he said a bouncer just happened to be in there, thought I`d been in there for tiiime and stuck his head over the door - just as I had the fucking stuff in my hand! Always avoid that place now, never liked it anyway but...

Fucking love Nation of Shopkeepers, where`d you get the hipster image from? Chillin` bar, amazing beer and often do free gigs waheyy!

[BonerJams04]

ewww....they are becoming American

nothing worse imo

[test_recordings]

ewww....they are becoming American

nothing worse imo

Americans generally think `wtf` when I tell them UK people deliberately try not to talk like them...

[incnic]

americans speking englush
---> get out IMO

[test_recordings]

One American kid at my secondary school said "The American language is the best language in the world!"

So, English then, yeah?

He was a nob, most of the Americans were. They were also mostly from military families at the nearby base. Gave Americans a proper bad reputation, I can tell you!