Useless facts you actually know....

bob crunkhouse · Post by **bob crunkhouse** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:51 am

Jaffa cakes are made out of apricots not orange.

The moon smells like gunpowder.

The spanish invented concentration camps.

misk · Post by **misk** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:15 am

Bob Crunkhouse wrote:Jaffa cakes are made out of apricots not orange.

NOOOOOOO!!! they were so good till i knew! i hate apricots... and now i will never eat them again

good thing their nigh impossible to get in zee states.

-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:20 am

if its freezng outside you are happy to sleep inside.

twatty vagitis · Post by **twatty vagitis** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:24 am

Bob Crunkhouse wrote:Jaffa cakes are made out of apricots not orange.

OK, I'm actually gonna need proof for this 1

auan · Post by **auan** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:32 am

Bob Crunkhouse wrote: The moon smells like gunpowder.

Bollocks. How would anyone know? You take off your space helmet to sniff the moon and suddenly the moon smells like your own lungs being sucked through your nostrils by the cold, dead vacuum of space.

Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

joes911 · Post by **joes911** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:46 am

Giraffe's + people have the same amount of bones in their necks -

respectively.

I think.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:19 pm

Auan wrote:
Bob Crunkhouse wrote: The moon smells like gunpowder.
Bollocks. How would anyone know? You take off your space helmet to sniff the moon and suddenly the moon smells like your own lungs being sucked through your nostrils by the cold, dead vacuum of space.

Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

you could actually find out. you can isolate the various chemicals that make up smells so if you had the right equipment on the moon you could find out whats there and reproduce it somewhere with air

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:00 pm

feasible_weasel wrote: i am a direct desendant of the first irish family in Ireland

Ye wha??
Please elaborate feas

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:22 pm

In ireland anyone can object, at the hearing, to any development plan. There is a woman who appeared at every hearing for Fish & Chip shops because she really didnt like the smell.

Big up mu lecturer for giving me a proper laugh

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:48 pm

cows cant walk down stairs

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:12 pm

ikeaboy wrote:
feasible_weasel wrote: i am a direct desendant of the first irish family in Ireland
Ye wha??
Please elaborate feas

Please don't

twatty vagitis · Post by **twatty vagitis** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:16 pm

Dubloke wrote:cows cant walk down stairs

tell me about it. my missus was proper angry

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:17 pm

twatty vagitis wrote:
Dubloke wrote:cows cant walk down stairs
tell me about it. my missus was proper angry

future producer · Post by **future producer** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:24 pm

Devils Penis is actually a nickname for chilli. Never knew that.

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:58 pm

Future Producer wrote:Devils Penis is actually a nickname for chilli. Never knew that.

failed to grasp the meaning of the thread, haha.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:37 pm

polar bears skin is black, and there fur is transparent... so why are they white? might have to google that

grooki · Post by **grooki** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:56 am

if there are a pair of shoes slung over the power lines, a drug dealer lives in the nearest house

grooki · Post by **grooki** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:57 am

^

*that may not be a fact*

nazoreth · Post by **nazoreth** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:34 pm

i thought a pair of shoes strung over power lines was meant to mark out territories for gangs...?

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:04 pm

Shonky wrote:
ikeaboy wrote:
feasible_weasel wrote: i am a direct desendant of the first irish family in Ireland
Ye wha??
Please elaborate feas
Please don't

seconded

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