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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:52 pm
by step correct
Chu wrote:classagraphics wrote:granted, but now your shaq
i wish my dog were still alive
granted, but you are now a child prostitute in Burma, Paul Daniels is your only customer
I wish for someone to write a response below.
Granted but it's just not all that witty and kind of boring and pointless.
I wish my lazy ass roomates would clean up the pad a bit instead of sitting around smoking weed all day
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:02 pm
by classagraphics
granted, they graduate to smoking crystal meth and sell everything in your house to fund their habit
i wish i had a laz-y-boy
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:37 pm
by showguns
classagraphics wrote:granted, they graduate to smoking crystal meth and sell everything in your house to fund their habit
i wish i had a laz-y-boy
granted, but it has bedbugs
i wish you were faster at replying (see a few threads above

)
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:41 pm
by misk
showguns wrote:classagraphics wrote:granted, they graduate to smoking crystal meth and sell everything in your house to fund their habit
i wish i had a laz-y-boy
granted, but it has bedbugs
i wish you were faster at replying (see a few threads above

)
granted, but you've forgotten how to read.
I wish I made more money.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:55 pm
by step correct
Misk wrote:showguns wrote:classagraphics wrote:granted, they graduate to smoking crystal meth and sell everything in your house to fund their habit
i wish i had a laz-y-boy
granted, but it has bedbugs
i wish you were faster at replying (see a few threads above

)
granted, but you've forgotten how to read.
I wish I made more money.
Granted but you now have alimony and child support, bringing you back to your original salary...
I wish I were a fish
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:00 pm
by showguns
Step Correct wrote:Misk wrote:showguns wrote:classagraphics wrote:granted, they graduate to smoking crystal meth and sell everything in your house to fund their habit
i wish i had a laz-y-boy
granted, but it has bedbugs
i wish you were faster at replying (see a few threads above

)
granted, but you've forgotten how to read.
I wish I made more money.
Granted but you now have alimony and child support, bringing you back to your original salary...
I wish I were a fish
granted, but you are this one:
i wish these nacho cheese doritos were blue cheese and hot wing jawns instead.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:04 pm
by nazoreth
granted
but they get stuck in your throat and you choke to death
i wish had moneys to go fwd tonite...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:14 pm
by classagraphics
Nazoreth wrote:granted
but they get stuck in your throat and you choke to death
i wish had moneys to go fwd tonite...
granted, but feasible weasel is spinning
i wish i spoke finnish
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:27 pm
by efa
classagraphics wrote:Nazoreth wrote:granted
but they get stuck in your throat and you choke to death
i wish had moneys to go fwd tonite...
granted, but feasible weasel is spinning
i wish i spoke finnish
Granted but you'll never finish this...

Tietosanakirja, 11 volumes, 1909-1922, Finnish encyclopedia.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:44 pm
by guerillaeye
classagraphics wrote:
granted, but feasible weasel is spinning
i wish i spoke finnish
granted, but all the ladys speak tagalog
i wish i had a dub cutting spizzy in my area
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:55 pm
by chu
guerillaeye wrote:classagraphics wrote:
granted, but feasible weasel is spinning
i wish i spoke finnish
granted, but all the ladys speak tagalog
i wish i had a dub cutting spizzy in my area
Granted, but God, or some other such being of great power, uses the laws of Quantum Physics to ensure that you may only ever cut the track "Good Enough" by Cindy Lauper, he hires a russian to hold you at gun point whilst you listen to this song for eternity.
I wish I could leave work now.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:11 pm
by hera
Chu wrote:I wish I could leave work now.
granted, but mr. T awaits at your home.
i wish my hair were long and wavey.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:16 pm
by ashley
hera wrote:Chu wrote:I wish I could leave work now.
granted, but mr. T awaits at your home.
i wish my hair were long and wavey.
Granted, but you are now bald and have a wig
I wish I won the lottery
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:45 pm
by sro
I wish I won the lottery
Granted...but you are paid in herring.
I wish I could go fishing...
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:45 pm
by step correct
Ashley wrote:hera wrote:Chu wrote:I wish I could leave work now.
granted, but mr. T awaits at your home.
i wish my hair were long and wavey.
Granted, but you are now bald and have a wig
I wish I won the lottery
Granted but you owe 2,000,000 in back taxes
I wish hadn't so many drugs when I were younger.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:49 pm
by guerillaeye
Step Correct wrote:
Granted but you owe 2,000,000 in back taxes
I wish hadn't so many drugs when I were younger.
Granted, but you get hit by a bus and die anyways.
I wish I had done more drugs when I were younger.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:00 pm
by classagraphics
guerillaeye wrote:
I wish I had done more drugs when I were younger.
granted, but now that your sober you no longer find anything interesting in life
i wish globes were more popular
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:03 pm
by relaks
granted, but the world is found to be cube shaped.
I wish single malt scotch whisky was cheap.
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:17 pm
by hera
relaks wrote:I wish single malt scotch whisky was cheap.
granted, but you are a pissy-pant alcoholic
i wish the streets were paved in chocolate
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:22 pm
by misk
hera wrote:relaks wrote:I wish single malt scotch whisky was cheap.
granted, but you are a pissy-pant alcoholic
i wish the streets were paved in chocolate
granted but its unsweetened.
i wish i had a faster internet connection