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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:28 am
by nousd
It's late and I hear a bottle smashing just up ahead.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:31 am
by wub
fuagofire wrote:posh girls

In particular, those that pronounce 'yes' as 'ears'

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:34 am
by shonky
Wub wrote:
fuagofire wrote:posh girls

In particular, those that pronounce 'yes' as 'ears'
That's seriously beyond posh

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:36 am
by wub
Shonky wrote:
Wub wrote:
fuagofire wrote:posh girls

In particular, those that pronounce 'yes' as 'ears'
That's seriously beyond posh

There was a shedload of birds like that at my Uni.


(Did you just say 'ears' out loud to see how it would sound?)

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:48 am
by shonky
Wub wrote:(Did you just say 'ears' out loud to see how it would sound?)
I did indeed :oops:

Think I've heard that posh in real life only once or twice - once was after driving up a country road for 10 minutes only to be stopped by this woman who asked if we "could please get orf our driveway"

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:50 am
by wub
Shonky wrote:
Wub wrote:(Did you just say 'ears' out loud to see how it would sound?)
I did indeed :oops:

Think I've heard that posh in real life only once or twice - once was after driving up a country road for 10 minutes only to be stopped by this woman who asked if we "could please get orf our driveway"

:lol:


The posh birds i met at Uni were quite amusing. Used to get shit faced on chardonnay really easily, plus were partial to a bit of rough. So working the union bar and accentuating my Harrow accent worked a treat 8)

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:22 am
by elbe
Wub wrote:
fuagofire wrote:posh girls

In particular, those that pronounce 'yes' as 'ears'
or worst years and yahs.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:43 am
by waaaae9
Vonboyage wrote:1500+ people imitating the melody of Night @ stupid outdoor festivals.
too fuckin right! you got there before me von.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:46 pm
by hashmoney
people typing really loudly[/quote]

damn fuckin straight. what is the need?? I dont type that loudly and i can type fine. muthafuckers.

The high frequency modulation I have constantly running in my fucking ears really pisses me off as well.

knowing your never gonna hear silence again is a scary thought.

Doesnt help I forgot my earplugs at DMZ either...... ouch

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:53 pm
by forensix (mcr)
pneumatic drills - damn you United Utilities

Scooters

Mobile phones playing Grime/Bassline/50 Cent

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:59 pm
by felixgash
Wub wrote:
fuagofire wrote:posh girls

In particular, those that pronounce 'yes' as 'ears'
MASSIVE LOL!!

Try it! ahaha.. lyrics.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:16 pm
by two oh one
The sound of cars shaking themselves to bits with bass bins.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:44 pm
by pandaia
fuagofire wrote:some American girls, but others are cool :lol:
good save.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:45 pm
by d-miz3
my alarm that wakes me up every morning for cunty work

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:02 pm
by rojparody
Music playing through mobile phone speakers (any music... the lack of bass and the irritating high end riles me).

My cat when she wants feeding.

The neighbours dog (a little bastard of a Yorkshire Terrier that yaps at anything that moves).

The sound of the MSN conversation window when you're in the middle of trying to do something important on your PC.

Emo screeching in any kind of metal music.

Conversations spoken in two simultaneous languages (OK... I get that you're not English, and have another language as your first and most natural, but for the love of everything that is audible in this world, when talking, CHOOSE ONE!)

The ticking noise from the broken air conditioning unit at work.

One of my colleagues who blames me for everything that goes wrong (usually after a high pitched "Ooooooohhhhhhhhh nooooooooo!").

Un-oiled brakes on buses/trucks (makes me cringe every damn time).

Nails on blackboards or windows.

The automated voice on the train "The next stop is Leeds. This train terminates here. Please take all your belongings with you." FUCK OFF!!! I know where I am!!! And I can't take all my belongings, most of them are still at home!!!

Footsteps in the dark...... (after effect of being mugged).

My sister.

I could go on and on.......

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:50 pm
by djinn
the sound of people crinkling crisp packets and crunching/munching loudly when your watching something

that little shit terrior dog next door that wakes me up EVERY morning with its constant yapping

music you cant stop hearing in your head when you get home from a heavy night - I had 2 bars of a dubstep tune going round and round and round my head for about 4 hours the other night when i was trying to get to sleep.... well annoying

The sound of screaming kids / babies on public transport

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:56 am
by drksteppa
when im sleeping, i keep hearing a hammer being slammed onto something WHILE im sleep @ 7 or 8 in the morning.

shits so annoying.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:13 am
by legend4ry
drksteppa wrote:when im sleeping, i keep hearing a hammer being slammed onto something WHILE im sleep @ 7 or 8 in the morning.

shits so annoying.
That shits soooooooo impolite, I'd knock at all my neighbours doors and tell them "I'm gunna be doing this and that early in the morning, is this going to bother you"


People these days...... :roll:

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:22 am
by abZ
Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:people that...speak...out loud... ugh just annoying
how else would you speak?? not like you can do that shit silently is it?? :roll:
We have some screeching old harpy tnuc at our workplace - it's like the tinnitus edition of Brian Blessed

Shut the fuck up and hurry up and die you tedious old witch.

Still atmosphere at work has improved massively now she's on holiday, hope her plane crashes on the way back :D
Actually Tinnitus has to be the worst sound. There ain't a fucking thing you can do about it.

Then there is the alarm clock but thats sort of the point eh.

Squeaky breaks. Mine are squeaking. Can't believe it passed inspection like that.

Police sirens. It's even worse when you are driving and it comes on in a tune. You get that guilty feeling and check the rear view real quick.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:30 am
by mad mad mad
datura wrote:
the binmen emptying the bins at half 5 in the morning
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