http://omegle.com/

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:32 am

this is gold -
http://omegle.tumblr.com/post/91313244/ ... ss-you-for

misk · Post by **misk** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:34 am

You: dubstep?!
Stranger: 9mm or 45?
You: oh 22
Stranger: no wai
You: all the way
Stranger: the way?
You: bullet bounces around in the skull - whips the brains into mush
You: close range 22 is THE way to go
Stranger: 87 or 88?
You: you dont even know
Stranger: ARFCOM?
You: dont ask me questions you dont know the answer to
You: FUK NO MAN
Stranger: Oh shit what outfit are you
You: THIS CONVERSATION GOT CRAZY MAN
You: NORPADET
You: YOU NORPADET?
You: YOU GET THE PASSCODE?
You: THE EAGLE FLYS AT MIDNIGHT
You: THE EAGLE FLYS AT MIDNIGHT
Stranger: John has a long mustache.
You: oh shit man
You: we cant be seen together here
Stranger: THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL
You: shhh! you wanna give our position away?
Stranger: Fuck man
Stranger: They're already onto us
Stranger: I came here to warn you
You: if they catch you, bite down on this capsule
You: its full of confetti. bite on it and spit the paper bits in their face
You: it'll cause confusion
Stranger: See that truck? With the puerto-Rican looking guy? Names Salazar
You: yeah?
You: in the red shirt?
Stranger: They got him out of a max-security honduran prison. To fucking track Santos down.
You: not shit?
Stranger: and now he's after us.
Stranger: Man, I got backup. Just play it cool
You: i gotta contact NORPADET right away man.
You: cool cool
You: you know your cover?
Stranger: No dice, they got this placve wired
Stranger: Kris' is working countersniper from across the road
Stranger: He knows we see him
You: we're a slightly middle aged seagul couple from the isle of skye. out on vacation in canada and then going to oklahoma to see our grandchildren
Stranger: But he doesn't know we know that he knows.
You: if anyone asks, we're swedish
You: here, take these fish, if they think your lying, just squawk and eat one
You: they'll believe you
Stranger: Look, in about five minutes, a melon truck is going to come blowing through that roadblock
Stranger: We'd better be on it before the shit hits the fan
You: okay, im ready. I see them now.
You: OUT
Stranger: Don

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:36 am

im done with this
ridiculous

misk · Post by **misk** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:39 am

You: bump
Stranger: bump
You: bump to the beat
You: bump bump to the beat
You: of my man drum
Stranger: sweet!
You: boooom. bump
You: bumpity - - ump bump!
Stranger: wish i had a man drum
You: but you DONT!
You: give me your teeth
You: give them to me NOW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

okay, im done for a while.. this is dangerous

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:39 am

You: ez
You: dsf?
Stranger: You know Ryan Best?
You: he went west
Stranger: No, not dsf, Ryan Best.
You: no, he went west
Stranger: No, you're speaking in jest
You: fot the best
Stranger: Let me get this off my chest
You: and have a rest
Stranger: Anyway, he said he'd meet me here
Stranger: but this place is too crowded
You: some turkey breast?
Stranger: and i have no idea what he's wearing
You: a skirt?
You: no knickers too i bet
Stranger: he said to meet over here by the pillar next to the stairs to the lounge
Stranger: but...i...i just dont know
You: that's the best
Stranger: no, he's the Best.
You: he is in the toilet sucking off a bouncer
Stranger: That, actually, seems probably
Stranger: er, probable
You: he is the best
Stranger: Be more fun.
You: gotta run

djake · Post by **djake** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:40 am

misk and drokkr....step away from the keyboard!!!!

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:47 am

DROKKR wrote:this is gold -
http://omegle.tumblr.com/post/91313244/ ... ss-you-for

My mate rang James Whale on talkSPORT Radio (national coverage) and rapped that to James Whale as his take on yoof crime. I then rang in a few minutes later and told him I was going to shank the previous caller (my mate), then a bit later someone else rang in and described us as being "disfranchised from white society"

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:48 am

Firky wrote:
DROKKR wrote:this is gold -
http://omegle.tumblr.com/post/91313244/ ... ss-you-for
My mate rang James Whale on talkSPORT Radio (national coverage) and rapped that to James Whale as his take on yoof crime. I then rang in a few minutes later and told him I was going to shank the previous caller (my mate), then a bit later someone else rang in and described us as being "disfranchised from white society"

holy shit, that's hilarious

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:52 am

You: Neo is that you?
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

djake · Post by **djake** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:57 am

Stranger: is it happening?!
You: yup we are all gunna die
Stranger: believeee.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

right last one.

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:05 am

One day anthropologists may dig up our digital artefacts and piece together what society and people were like in 2009, and they'll look on forums and on the logs of websites like omegle.

I can see the thesis now:

"Man from the 2009 period seemed to have a perchance for anally fisting other internet users mothers and sisters. Such was the extent of the problem that a new anonymous chat service had to be introduced to prevent strangers being fisted. "

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:13 am

LOL! at this site.

__________ · Post by **__________** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:16 am

Stranger: hi
You: hello, are you stoned?
Stranger: are you a christian?
You: fuck that
Stranger: jewish?
Stranger: or atheist
You: fuck that too
You: i'm hyperblazed
Stranger: good for you
You: no wait, I think I'm called Will
Stranger: well I don't wanna be your buzzkill
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:18 am

Firky wrote:One day anthropologists may dig up our digital artefacts and piece together what society and people were like in 2009, and they'll look on forums and on the logs of websites like omegle.

I can see the thesis now:

"Man from the 2009 period seemed to have a perchance for anally fisting other internet users mothers and sisters. Such was the extent of the problem that a new anonymous chat service had to be introduced to prevent strangers being fisted. "

thank you firky

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:21 am

You're welcome, fella

It's your lab I feel sorry for

__________ · Post by **__________** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:22 am

which muppet just said ''dubstep???'' then disconnected?

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:23 am

Firky wrote:You're welcome, fella

It's your lab I feel sorry for

djake · Post by **djake** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:25 am

You:dubstep massive
Stranger: lol dubstep is for homophobe.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

RIGHT ITS TIME FOR BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWITCHING THE COMPUTER OFF NOW!!!!!

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:26 am

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:30 am

Thought I had a DSFer for a second there but no... another american

http://omegle.com/

"O brave new world, That has such people in't!"

Re: "O brave new world, That has such people in't!"

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