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Re: One for the lads.

Post by Cillit Bang » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:10 am

did wrote:What's 10 inches long, red and makes my wife cry when i feed it to her?











Her miscarriage
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by Coppola » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:59 am

I had sex with a minor yesterday.
She gave me 4 bits of coal as thanks.
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by Coppola » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:02 am

I beat my wife at dominos the other night
She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by HamCrescendo » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:03 am

Coppola wrote:I beat my wife at dominos the other night
She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.

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Re: One for the lads.

Post by Sirius » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:38 pm

whats the definition of a frenzy?


two blind lesbians in a fish market!!
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why did the dead baby cross the road?


because it was stapled to the chicken!!
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Post by lloydnoise » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:43 pm

apparently Big Joe Fritzel has been let out of prison...





















He's doing community service, teaching the McCanns how to lock a door
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by Coppola » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:12 pm

My Jamaican friend was very unhappy when I told him about the "shootings". He'd much rather walk barefoot.
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by Coppola » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:14 pm

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

I'm easily lead.
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Post by Kochari » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:19 pm

Coppola wrote:My Jamaican friend was very unhappy when I told him about the "shootings". He'd much rather walk barefoot.
:lol:
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Post by 64hz » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:31 pm

Coppola wrote:My Jamaican friend was very unhappy when I told him about the "shootings". He'd much rather walk barefoot.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by collige » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:33 pm

So a baby seal walks into a club...
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by did » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:04 am

Coppola wrote:Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

I'm easily lead.
:D :D :D
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by did » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:05 am

When I was a kid people used to cover me in cream and put a cherry on my head, it was tough being brought up in the gateau.
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Post by DRTY » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:09 am

collige wrote:So a baby seal walks into a club...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by did » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:14 am

BBC News: Police find second Moat letter.

It's 'O'
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by Shum » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:13 am

Gotta bump this one.

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Re: One for the lads.

Post by 2nd chance » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:23 am

So she was run over with a car... But what was a car doing...




















in the kitchen?
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by Phigure » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:28 am

2nd chance wrote:So she was run over with a car... But what was a car doing...




















in the kitchen?
another version is

"A husband runs over his wife, who is at fault?

The husband, he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen"



also

"Why can't women drive?

Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom"
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Post by minifletch » Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:13 am

The other day, whilst on the bus to work, some little shit thought it would be funny to burp in my face. All his little chums were sitting there laughing. I restrained myself from taking the kid's head off and calmly replied:

"...eurgh - smells like cock."

that shut the little fucker up. Twat.
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Re: One for the lads.

Post by Phigure » Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:42 am

minifletch wrote:The other day, whilst on the bus to work, some little shit thought it would be funny to burp in my face. All his little chums were sitting there laughing. I restrained myself from taking the kid's head off and calmly replied:

"...eurgh - smells like cock."

that shut the little fucker up. Twat.
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