Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:12 am

I'm too slow.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:33 pm

eLBe wrote:
dr ddd wrote:granted, but i drink all your beer while ur bathing in the sun

i wish someone would cook me a nice big breakfast
Granted, but I eat it all

meschi wrote:
I wish disco was everywhere, played from every speaker, in every location
Granted but your def

I wish I could drink that beer

Granted, but its spiked and you end up having sex with the madeline mcann.

I wish I could play GTA4 more!

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:45 pm

granted, but just as you get the chance, your thumbs falls off

i wish i was lazing on a nice hawaiian island with a glass of margarita right now

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:46 pm

Granted, but its the rainy season and you've got sand in your Margarita

I wish my tax stimulus check would get here damnit!

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:46 pm

dr ddd wrote:i wish i was lazing on a nice hawaiian island with a glass of margarita right now

granted, but there's some stray gin in the margharita

I wish i was home playing GTA IV

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:47 pm

datura wrote: I wish i was home playing GTA IV

Granted, but you end up hooked, and lose contact with all your friends and family and nobody likes you.

I wish I could skip forward 24 hours and have therefore just passed my driving test.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:48 pm

granted but i spat gin on your console in disgust

i wish i was back on that island again

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:49 pm

kins83 wrote:
datura wrote: I wish i was home playing GTA IV
Granted, but you end up hooked, and lose contact with all your friends and family and nobody likes you.

I wish I could skip forward 24 hours and have therefore just passed my driving test.

granted, but u fail the breathaliser test and lose it instantly

i wish i was less impatient already

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:50 pm

dr ddd wrote:i wish i was back on that island again

you are back on the island, but you have no music, internet or any other form of entertainment. and no hair dye.

I wish for a ticket for the Champions League final in Moscow

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:50 pm

dr ddd wrote:
i wish i was less impatient already

Granted, but you end up too patient, and people can't be bothered doing anything for you anymore.

I wish the sun would come out and my office disappeared.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:51 pm

datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i wish i was back on that island again
you are back on the island, but you have no music, internet or any other form of entertainment. and no hair dye.

I wish for a ticket for the Champions League final in Moscow

granted, but you cant get a plane ticket

i wish i had music, internet and hair dye back

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:54 pm

dr ddd wrote:granted, but you cant get a plane ticket

i wish i had music, internet and hair dye back

granted--music is polka, internet only lets you watch 2g1c, and the hair dye is for hair on your back

I wish I had a Coffee Bar in my living room..

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:54 pm

dr ddd wrote:
granted, but you cant get a plane ticket

i wish i had music, internet and hair dye back

Granted, but you can only listen to 80's soft rock, the internet only allows you to look at midget & animal porn, and all the hair dye is a snotty shade of green.

I wish I could get to grips with the rhythm of this game.

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:54 pm

dr ddd wrote: i wish i had music, internet and hair dye back

granted, but global warming melts all the snow and ice caps, and snowboarding is no longer possible, even artificially.

I wish my mortgage was paid up

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:55 pm

Granted but your house burns down and you have no insurance.

I wish the mortgage on my house was cleared.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:57 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted but your house burns down and you have no insurance.

I wish the mortgage on my house was cleared.

granted, but only with tippex

i wish datura to replace the snow NOW!!!

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:57 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted but your house burns down and you have no insurance.

I wish the mortgage on my house was cleared.

Granted its cleared, but due to some computer error, you owe a million to everything else

I wish candy sprinkles rained from the sky

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:57 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted but your house burns down and you have no insurance.

I wish the mortgage on my house was cleared.

Granted, but it is destroyed by Fishzilla, for which there is no insurance

I wish I had a house of my own

EDIT: *shakes fist* BELLLLLYYYYBELLLLLLLLE!

Granted, but they are all jalapeno, pickle and sardine flavored...

I still wish I had a house of my own

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:58 pm

Granted, but it's underwater.

I wish people weren't so eager to shit on my wishes. 3 different corruptions for that last wish!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:00 pm

Granted, but now people are shitting on you instead, from above, like birds...

I wish I had a chicken biscuit

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