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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:45 pm
by Pi-Krust
The Wiggle Baron wrote:fucking fuck just found out shes coming here now. always planned on chatting to her, but im not even nearly ready.
For a start, im FUCKED
oh dear oh dear,only bad things can come of this
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:54 pm
by Dead Rats
Wiggle - Tell this trick that You don't know wher eyou stand with her, but not in a serious way; Being fucked might actually help you. Tell her 'Imma bit lit up, so I'm just gonna say what I want and then worry about it in the morning.'
...And then she'll laugh a little or say 'Okay, go'on'.
And then you say '...I just...I....' and then gaze deep into her eyes and after about 6 seconds (count under your breath) just lean in and kiss her and then let fornication proceed from there/
Serious. Worst she can do is reject you. What's that, 1 in 10 birds? Who gives a fucking shit. Lean in, and if she says 'Look, I don't wanna-' just cut in and say 'I can't go on like this. You come round my house at midnight, midweek, what am I to expect?' and then leave it at that. If she walks out, FUCK HER. Plenty more fish in large watery places.
See, this is the best advice you're ever going to recieve, and why do I feel like you're not going to take it and act like a pussy-whipped bitch in front of her. Why do we all feel like you're not going to take it and act like a pussy-whipped bitch in front of her.
NOTHING. TO. LOSE.
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:38 pm
by ::g-sus::
Rats made some good points there.
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:21 am
by LEQ
Rats in on point post shocker
An update from Wigglster on how the night went purlease?
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:46 am
by deamonds
yea big up rats
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:46 am
by __________
she must've checked the forum out
i feel bad for you man
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:59 am
by deamonds
if she did that is fuckry, defo not getting anywhere with her, not after some 40 page shrine anyway lol
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:04 am
by LEQ
Imagine her face as she trawled through the thread.
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:12 am
by missedthebus
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:16 am
by Dead Rats
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:12 pm
by the wiggle baron
erm, yeah...guess it cant hurt ending speculation
99% sure im now just off to hers for a cup of tea and a looooong chat of which the outcome will involve me and vodka. good times (although, obviously...not good times)
good times
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:15 pm
by Dead Rats
EARTH TO WIGGLE BARON: YOU ARE BEING MUGGED OFF. DON'T MAKE HER A PRIORITY WHEN SHE MAKES YOU AN OPTION, FOR FUCKS SAKE
Jack her.
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:25 pm
by deamonds
Fuck jacking her, stab her..
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:28 pm
by LEQ
deamonds wrote:Fuck jacking her, stab her..
With a teapot.
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:29 pm
by Dead Rats
LEQ wrote:deamonds wrote:Fuck jacking her, stab her..
With a teapot.
...made out of
cola bottles.
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:39 pm
by Coppola
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:03 pm
by kay
WTF? Rats is giving solid advice, Firky's back, Wiggles is about to finally kill this thread...
...WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???!!!!!??????
