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meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:01 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted, but it's underwater.

I wish people weren't so eager to shit on my wishes. 3 different corruptions for that last wish!

granted but we piss on them instead...

I wish my lunch break was 2 hours long

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:01 pm

kidlogic wrote:I wish I had a chicken biscuit

granted, but it has bones in it which you choke on and die.

I wish I never had to work again. ever. even in hell when i get there.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:02 pm

granted but you have to work another 4 to make up for it

i wish i knew what a chicken biscuit was

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:05 pm

dr ddd wrote:granted but you have to work another 4 to make up for it

i wish i knew what a chicken biscuit was

granted (look at google you lazy mare :p )

i wish i had some footballing ability

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:06 pm

datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote:granted but you have to work another 4 to make up for it

i wish i knew what a chicken biscuit was
granted (look at google you lazy mare :p )

i wish i had some footballing ability

granted but the only balls are found in pockets

i wish saturday would hurry up already

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:07 pm

datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote:granted but you have to work another 4 to make up for it

i wish i knew what a chicken biscuit was
granted (look at google you lazy mare :p )

i wish i had some footballing ability

Granted, your now the worlds greatest footballer, but every minute for the rest of your life a football comes from nowhere and you have to control, even in your sleep :O

I wish my cup of tea hadnt gone cold

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:08 pm

dr ddd wrote:i wish saturday would hurry up already

granted but friday was groundhog day

I wish I was at home

Edit: Oh my god that was quick!

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:09 pm

Dubloke wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i wish saturday would hurry up already
granted but friday was groundhog day

I wish I was at home

Edit: Oh my god that was quick!

granted but home is where you are now.

I WISH!! my cup of tea hadnt gone cold!!!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:13 pm

Granted, now its a cold cup of black coffee, which is much much worse (trust me, Im drinking some right now)

I wish my cup of coffee hadnt gone cold

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:14 pm

meschi wrote:granted but home is where you are now.

I WISH!! my cup of tea hadnt gone cold!!!

granted but it reheats itself so much that just holding the mug gives you 3rd degree burns

edited to add: KidLogic!!!!!!!! RAWR that one goes for you too!

I wish hot dog vendors were parked outside in my parking lot

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:15 pm

kidlogic wrote:Granted, now its a cold cup of black coffee, which is much much worse (trust me, Im drinking some right now)

I wish my cup of coffee hadnt gone cold

granted now its a warm cup of piss

bellybelle wrote: I wish hot dog vendors were parked outside in my parking lot

granted, but they are only selling warm cups of piss

I wish I had more wishes

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:17 pm

meschi wrote:I wish I had more wishes

Granted but all your wishes change into cups of piss the moment they appear

I wish I had a thick juicy steak

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:19 pm

bellybelle wrote:
meschi wrote:I wish I had more wishes
Granted but all your wishes change into cups of piss the moment they appear

GOD DAMN!!

bellybelle wrote:I wish I had a thick juicy steak

Granted but its raw and cold.... and covered in piss

I wish I could stop thinking about piss

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:21 pm

Granted, now all you can think about is shit. Drowned in piss.

I wish I would just get up already and go get a new cup of coffee, now that mine is a warm cup of piss.

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:21 pm

meschi wrote:I wish I could stop thinking about piss

granted, but a throng of people are pissing on you whilst I type

I wish I had Acen - Trip II The Moon on mint condition vinyl

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:22 pm

kidlogic wrote:Granted, now all you can think about is shit. Drowned in piss.

I wish I would just get up already and go get a new cup of coffee, now that mine is a warm cup of piss.

granted but you get up and realised youve shat yourself... and covered yourself in piss... bad news mate

I wish for a new phone... i tried to open a beer with it and it fucked out

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:24 pm

Granted, but it has a new piss-powered battery and a really tiny hole to fill it.

Now I wish I could stop talking about piss.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:27 pm

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but it has a new piss-powered battery and a really tiny hole to fill it.

Now I wish I could stop talking about piss.

granted and in doing so you forget how to and explode with the presuure
of it all

i wish i had a clone.... again

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:28 pm

Granted but your clone takes up shaggin as a profession and your phone never stops ringing for "dates"

I wish sausage came with syrup in it

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:29 pm

bellybelle wrote:Granted but your clone takes up shaggin as a profession and your phone never stops ringing for "dates"

I wish sausage came with syrup in it

granted but now syrup comes with SARS in it

I wish I had a new job

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