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I would challenge any average joe to try and fuck a known porn star and not jizz within a few mins of just touching her or not even get it up at all, even after a few pre-sex tugs, the psychological pressure would be mental, especially with a camera crew looking on. At least he got inside a porn star, that's going on his headstone.

Pedro Sánchez wrote:At least he got inside a porn star

Not exactly something I'm aiming to tick off the list, tbh.

garethom wrote:

Pedro Sánchez wrote:At least he got inside a porn star

Not exactly something I'm aiming to tick off the list, tbh.

anyone can do it, stand in the opening of a cave and just thrust the air

Pedro Sánchez wrote:I would challenge any average joe to try and fuck a known porn star and not jizz within a few mins of just touching her or not even get it up at all, even after a few pre-sex tugs, the psychological pressure would be mental, especially with a camera crew looking on.

exactly

m8son wrote:

Pedro Sánchez wrote:I would challenge any average joe to try and fuck a known porn star and not jizz within a few mins of just touching her or not even get it up at all, even after a few pre-sex tugs, the psychological pressure would be mental, especially with a camera crew looking on.

exactly

Point is though, it wasn't us, we're not on film doing it, so it's very funny that this dude is.

Tbh, I think 'pressure' would make me unable to spunk... I reckon I'd be more likely pushing rope than making an early exit.

magma wrote:Tbh, I think 'pressure' would make me unable to spunk... I reckon I'd be more likely pushing rope than making an early exit.

Yeah. Or mild disgust.

I'm interested to know what Gareth asked actually. What was the conversation like when the pornstar was being commisioned to do this?

nowaysj wrote:

magma wrote:Tbh, I think 'pressure' would make me unable to spunk... I reckon I'd be more likely pushing rope than making an early exit.

Yeah. Or mild disgust.

Also this. I'm not sure I'd find the shame of having to win a competition in order to get laid with a woman who makes opening her legs to strangers a profession entirely sexy. I'd honestly find it hotter to pay for a hooker... and even that would come with a big slathering of libidinal angst.

I've saw more beautiful pornstars tbh.

magma wrote:libidinal angst.

Incidentally, this should be an album title.

Nihilism wrote:I've saw more beautiful pornstars tbh.

This was before brazzers there werent any "beautiful pornstars" 15 years ago

I don't watch brazzers, only quality p0rn.

Wow shouldve at least left a cpl dollars along w that bullshit

rayman612 wrote:

Nihilism wrote:I've saw more beautiful pornstars tbh.

This was before brazzers there werent any "beautiful pornstars" 15 years ago

You need to watch some old vhs' m8

Trainrek wrote:

garethom wrote:

Pedro Sánchez wrote:At least he got inside a porn star

Not exactly something I'm aiming to tick off the list, tbh.

anyone can do it, stand in the opening of a cave and just thrust the air[/quote]


No tread left on the tyres, like throwing a hotdog down a hallway lol

rayman612 wrote:Wow shouldve at least left a cpl dollars along w that bullshit

Might get a few fake 5€ notes printed up for this purpose, when you open them it's just a picture of Gibraltar with the Queen laughing next to it.

kidshuffle wrote:

rayman612 wrote:

Nihilism wrote:I've saw more beautiful pornstars tbh.

This was before brazzers there werent any "beautiful pornstars" 15 years ago

You need to watch some old vhs' m8

I only watch porn VHS's for the funky bass music