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Dutchstep wrote:people are using me as their "lovedoctor"

I went to see a love doctor once. He gave me a cream, and the rash went away.

staying up late trying to think of new ideas.... & just as i think i might of cracked something it all goes quite

TSH-Tim wrote:staying up late trying to think of new ideas.... & just as i think i might of cracked something it all goes quite

quite what?

I live in a quiet area, but I still get pricks walking around shouting at gone midnight.

God I feel old.

I'm actually contemplating ringing the council about some twat boy racer on my road who's dustbin sized exhaust shakes my windows.

The tnuc drives a 318 beemer.



I love a decent engine as much as the next man but this prick takes the piss.

getting a package, thinking it's the vinyl i ordered and been waiting for for a week or so but instead it's my weird ex sending me homemade cookies and a postcard that says she misses me.

no way i'll eat that, probably poisoned or something

hasezwei wrote:getting a package, thinking it's the vinyl i ordered and been waiting for for a week or so but instead it's my weird ex sending me homemade cookies and a postcard that says she misses me.

no way i'll eat that, probably poisoned or something

Anybody else over think and get paranoid about stuff? I get really anxious and worry about medical conditions, exam results etc.

I'm 21, found a spot type thing on the shaft of my cock, been to the Docs and she literally laughed when I thought it was penile cancer. She basically said I was far too young and symptoms are typically ulcer like etc. Anyway, i've been looking through the symptoms and keep convincing myself that I have it. Even though it's a rare disease, primarily in 60 years + and the first spot / lump type thing is an ulcer on the tip of your cock (mine is on the shaft).

Why the fuck do I always think the worst.

What if she just fucking sucked it.

Talking about lumps on cocks, I need to make another GUM appointment.

ashley wrote:What if she just fucking sucked it.

My cock would have probably fallen off.

the fact serato is fucking expensive

Genus wrote:had a good days fishing cut short by a float straight through my little finger, spent the rest of the evening in A n E gettin it removed.

Now you know how the fish feel.

the cake turned out to be a lie

I'm so fucking pissed these days
and I don't know why

^^

that pissed me even more off

Sheff wrote:the fact serato is fucking expensive

Haha get traktor.

Dutchstep wrote:that pissed me even more off

being at a party with lotsa 18 year old gyals and not scoring

hypermeeeh and fuck i'll be hungover tomorrow

tnuc roommate being a bitch to me for no good reason, fuck her at least i only have a month to go

Phyalow wrote:

Sheff wrote:the fact serato is fucking expensive

Haha get traktor.

I full hearted 110000000% agree with the comment above.