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on a train atm... I don't like travelling... And i will have to do plenty of it during the next two months. also, i don't want to be on vacation.

The tree in front of my parents house fell this morning d/t high winds. My cousin was concerned with parking. I told her to refrain from parking on the grass for now and park on the side street/drive way/car port where you normally would. Then it hit me, the grass might actually flourish and grow and they'll have to mow the lawn. Tough decision I don't have to deal with since I'm not driving to Seattle anytime soon.

ultraspatial wrote:opened a can of diet pepsi and it smells like cheese

lol thats funny cause i had a can of pepsi not that long ago and on opening it smelled like rotten fish

I want to buy the new Ilian Tape but it's only available digitally through beatport, beyond the reach of my 20 pound boomkat voucher.

Room was hot. Had a mix with the doors closed. Room is now a furnace.

Might have to sleep in the garden.

went to chill in the park today.

severe lack of attractive girls in said park.

got a sore back from go karting with my dad as part of his 'i feel guilty me and your mum divorced' ritual

vishes wrote:When you've just put on a clean pair of socks and then step into something wet in the bathroom.

When you walk through the kitchen at night and slugs have crawled under the door and you step on one of the snot carrying mutha fuckas.

Got an Indian wedding to go to in August, in the UK, loads of mates I haven't seen in a long time, missus is a bridesmaid and has a sari to wear she looks fit in...but the bride is being one of those 'bridezilla' types that I see on TV, and being a control freak about what time we get there etc. Don't like being hassled.

Indian Weddings tend to be fairly chilled out, they also last for about 3 weeks so she'll probably be all bridezilla'd out by the time the actual ceremony comes round.

Prepare to eat absolutely fuck loads of food and work on your bollywood dancing!

PinUp wrote:Prepare to eat absolutely fuck loads of food and work on your bollywood dancing!

I was busting out the moves at my assistant's 21st to some bhangra, if that counts

I just kind of jumped around and shook my arms a lot, it went down pretty well though.

Electric_Head wrote:

vishes wrote:When you've just put on a clean pair of socks and then step into something wet in the bathroom.

When you walk through the kitchen at night and slugs have crawled under the door and you step on one of the snot carrying mutha fuckas.

... So glad that that has never happened to me before.

I've lost count.
We get huge mothers as well.
They crawl under the door and eat the cats food.
The cat sits there and stares at 5 of them writhing around in a large slug orgy in his bowl.

Get the salt out.

Slugs wont climb over broken egg shell either, maybe you could turn your house in to a salty egg fortress?

Yes and wear tinfoil hats while we wait for the apocalypse.
You lot give such shit advise, ffs.

Next thing you'll tell me to leave glasses of milk out to catch them.
Like they're father Christmas or something.

Train your cats to eat them.

put a towel or something under your kitchen door

Electric_Head wrote:I've lost count.
We get huge mothers as well.
They crawl under the door and eat the cats food.
The cat sits there and stares at 5 of them writhing around in a large slug orgy in his bowl.

that's fucking hilarious, but why not just get a door that doesn't leave a big gap? or even just a door sweep/seal: