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elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:58 pm

too slow

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:58 pm

datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote: prk
granted, you now have a prk

i wish i had a fishzilla army

granted but it fights for me and now ur dead!

i wish there was more wang in this thread

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:00 pm

i wish people weren't as good at messing up this thread as i am

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:01 pm

Granted but it's diseased.

I wish I had a PS3, and GTA IV for both 360 and PS, so I could decide which was the best.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:02 pm

granted, but you really love this

SMURFETTE NOT SO EMPOWERED!!!

i wish for smurfette to have an easier life

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:02 pm

dr ddd wrote: i wish there was more wang in this thread

granted, but it is all smurf wang and as a result they are unable to reproduce and become extinct and it is all your fault.

I wish mf doom would hurry up and release a new album

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:05 pm

Granted, but it's horribly disappointing (as if).

I wish I wasn't at work and could knock one out to smurfette getting nailed. (No smurfo)

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:05 pm

i wish for world peace

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:07 pm

granted but it comes at the cost of eveyones life

I wish for an end to hunger

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:07 pm

i wish more cheese with for the

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:08 pm

badger wrote:i wish more cheese with for the

weirdo

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:08 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted, but it's horribly disappointing (as if).

I wish I wasn't at work and could knock one out to smurfette getting nailed. (No smurfo)

Granted but you've gotten so used to smurf porn that you can't get it up unless Gargamel and Azreel are also involved

I wish Smurfette had different dresses to wear

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:10 pm

bellybelle wrote:
kins83 wrote:Granted, but it's horribly disappointing (as if).

I wish I wasn't at work and could knock one out to smurfette getting nailed. (No smurfo)
Granted but you've gotten so used to smurf porn that you can't get it up unless Gargamel and Azreel are also involved

I wish Smurfette had different dresses to wear

granted, but they're all yours so you have to go out in a bin bag

i wish i could finish this project and bunk off for the rest of the day

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:12 pm

dr ddd wrote: i wish i could finish this project and bunk off for the rest of the day

granted, but you have to spend it in the company of badger.

i wish i had a cleaner

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:12 pm

datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote: i wish i could finish this project and bunk off for the rest of the day
granted, but you have to spend it in the company of badger.

i wish i had a cleaner

Granted, but they go to the wrong house and yours is still a shithole.

I wish it would stop raining.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:17 pm

kins83 wrote:
datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote: i wish i could finish this project and bunk off for the rest of the day
granted, but you have to spend it in the company of badger.

i wish i had a cleaner
Granted, but they go to the wrong house and yours is still a shithole.

I wish it would stop raining.

granted but now its snowing

i wish my skin didnt burn

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:21 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
granted but now its snowing

i wish my skin didnt burn

Granted, but its made of a stange metal alloy and nobody wants to touch you ever again

I wish there was enuf sun to burn my skin

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:22 pm

Granted, but you get sunburn.

I wish Badger hadn't found this thread.

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:22 pm

kin person wrote:I wish Badger hadn't found this thread.

granted, but your workmates do and try to humiliate you in a hilarious way.

i wish i could moonwalk

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:25 pm

Granted, but you also end up having weird plastic surgery and sleeping with kids.

I wish that the girl I'm meeting next week is as hot as I remember her to be...

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