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Re: First World Problems

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:05 am
by Forum
Whenever i fall asleep in jeans i wake up with a pain down the side of my leg

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:20 am
by espire
While I was on vacation, they finished our swimming pool but I have to walk through some mud in order to get there because they haven't finished the rest of our garden yet :(

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:41 pm
by nousd
too distracted by hunger to watch the Olympics

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:42 pm
by cloquet
Electric_Head wrote:
cloquet wrote:think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.
That's a bit classist isn't it?
I don't think so. tongue in cheek comment to elicit a response.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:44 pm
by ketamine
Decided to become a hobby filmaker. Can't afford a shiny new Mac for editing & got tuned down for credit. Absolutely pissing myself. I demand to have the things I want immediately. :crybaby:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:12 pm
by ehbes
Get a refurbished Mac :W:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:15 pm
by 5910
Electric_Head wrote:
cloquet wrote:think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.
That's a bit classist isn't it?
I don't have maggots in my food or in my cans.
How do maggots even survive in a heat treated can?
I don't know why you're assuming this thing is alive. :lol:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:03 am
by wub
Spent the weekends in the mountains chilling, so had to do my washing last night before I went to bed. Trousers weren't quite dry around the waist today when I put them on.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:16 am
by Electric_Head
cloquet wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
cloquet wrote:think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.
That's a bit classist isn't it?
I don't think so. tongue in cheek comment to elicit a response.
I countered your comment with another tongue in cheek comment.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:18 am
by Terpit
Electric_Head wrote:
cloquet wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:
cloquet wrote:think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.
That's a bit classist isn't it?
I don't think so. tongue in cheek comment to elicit a response.
I countered your comment with another tongue in cheek comment.
You two should put your tongues in each others cheeks.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:22 am
by Electric_Head
Terpit wrote:Wheres the slug porn then?
Finally.

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Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:31 am
by Terpit
Electric_Head wrote:
Terpit wrote:Wheres the slug porn then?
Finally.

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Im glad my stitches are out, i can finally get an erection.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:35 am
by Phigure
man i can only imagine how confused your cat must be looking at that :(

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:37 am
by Electric_Head
Now imagine standing on one of them.
They explode out one end.
As it is, slug slime is like ectoplasm and just sticks for days.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:57 am
by ultraspatial
that is serisouly disgusting. can't you poison them or something without harming your cat? like setting up slug traps

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:59 am
by Terpit
Theyre fucking massive!

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:19 am
by Ferryman
Terpit wrote:Theyre fucking massive!
Nah. It's a really small tub.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:20 am
by Electric_Head
No, they're fucking massive.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:21 am
by Terpit
Imagine waking up and finding one of those in your mouth.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:39 pm
by frank grimes jr.
Put a dish of beer out.