Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[nesslei]

granted, but the rice is dry, nori is chewy and fish's gone bad

I wish I knew how to communicate better.

granted, but then everyone else loses theirs

i wish i could move all my ladies to london with me

[ch3]

i wish i could move all my ladies to london with me

Granted, but they all move to London, Minnessota.

I wish my hair would behave.

[theevilgirl]

i wish i could move all my ladies to london with me

Granted, but they all move to London, Minnessota.

I wish my hair would behave.

granted but its falling out

i wish i had a million dollars.

[elbe]

granted but its falling out

i wish i had a million dollars.

granted but your economic state continues to Fail at you million becomes wortheless

I wish I was on a sunny beach with clear blue waters and sky, cool beverages, mates and scantely clad lovely ladies.

[kins83]

Granted but you are invisible.

I wish Aston Villa were in the final of the Champions League.

[kidlogic]

Granted but you are invisible.

I wish Aston Villa were in the final of the Champions League.

Granted, but its for American Football and they get crushed... literally.

I wish I had a better way to get this idea in my head into the computer.

[habitualbeatscamp]

Granted but you are invisible.

I wish Aston Villa were in the final of the Champions League.

Granted, but its for American Football and they get crushed... literally.

I wish I had a better way to get this idea in my head into the computer.

Granted, but the only sure way is to actually ram your dome through the computer screen. Unfortunetely, your head breaks before the glass.


I wish I could get back on the sleeping schedule I had a month ago.

[elbe]

Granted, but the only sure way is to actually ram your dome through the computer screen. Unfortunetely, your head breaks before the glass.
I wish I could get back on the sleeping schedule I had a month ago.

Granted, but you have no bed, and no shelter and end up sleeping on the pavement. It pours down with rain then some drunken youthes come and piss on you. You are awoken by a stray, rabid, STI ridden, mangy mutt butt-fuck to find your clothes, hair, finger and toenails have all been stolen.

I wish I had a faster car

[kamala]

Granted, but the only sure way is to actually ram your dome through the computer screen. Unfortunetely, your head breaks before the glass.
I wish I could get back on the sleeping schedule I had a month ago.

Granted, but you have no bed, and no shelter and end up sleeping on the pavement, it pisses with rain then sum drunks come and piss on you, you are awoken by a stray rabid STI ridden mangy mutt butt fuck to find your clothes hair finger and toenails have all been stolen.

I wish I had a faster car

granted but you've accidentally locked the keys inside it while alone and naked in a blazing hot desert sand storm a hundred miles from any form of civilization and you're deathly phobic of scorpions.

i wish someone was pulling my hair right now

[gwa]

Granted, but the only sure way is to actually ram your dome through the computer screen. Unfortunetely, your head breaks before the glass.
I wish I could get back on the sleeping schedule I had a month ago.

Granted, but you have no bed, and no shelter and end up sleeping on the pavement, it pisses with rain then sum drunks come and piss on you, you are awoken by a stray rabid STI ridden mangy mutt butt fuck to find your clothes hair finger and toenails have all been stolen.

I wish I had a faster car

granted but you've accidentally locked the keys inside it while alone and naked in a blazing hot desert sand storm a hundred miles from any form of civilization and you're deathly phobic of scorpions.

i wish someone was pulling my hair right now

Granted but they end up getting a can of petrol and pouring it on you and then setting you on fire. which therefore you die from. Joke


I wish to be fit again

[elbe]

granted but you've accidentally locked the keys inside it while alone and naked in a blazing hot desert sand storm a hundred miles from any form of civilization and you're deathly phobic of scorpions.

i wish someone was pulling my hair right now

granted, but the pull to hard and rip in from your head leaving you with a bleeding scaby scalp, which goes gangrene.

I wish I had a spare set of keys

*edit* damn two slow

[kamala]

sorry to fuck up the flow but wow that spawned some unexpected violence

[kamala]

[elbe]

Granted but they end up getting a can of petrol and pouring it on you and then setting you on fire. which therefore you die from. Joke


I wish to be fit again

Granted, but your also incradibly ugly, hairy, sweat alot and smell like shit so despite you physique you find no one wants to be near you.


I wish I had the will to stop smoking

[gwa]

Granted but they end up getting a can of petrol and pouring it on you and then setting you on fire. which therefore you die from. Joke


I wish to be fit again

Granted, but your also incradibly ugly, hairy, sweat alot and smell like shit so despite you physique you find no one wants to be near you.


I wish I had the will to stop smoking

Granted but cancers already there
(I mean like health wise, as i have cold.)


I wish to go home and listen to my entire back catalogue of music through my new speakers

[elbe]

I wish to go home and listen to my entire back catalogue of music through my new speakers

Granted but your whole back catalogue is made up of ABBA tracks and remixes. and your speakers blow at the end.

I wish I had a new midi controller (thinking of AKAI MPK 49 by the way)

[dr ddd]

granted, but i just nicked it and sold it on fleabay


i wish it was 24hrs time and then HYPE!!!! This wkd is gonna be heavy

[elbe]

granted, but i just nicked it and sold it on fleabay


i wish it was 24hrs time and then HYPE!!!! This wkd is gonna be heavy

granted but DMZ in cancelled....................no I can't sorry, ummm granted but YOU only YOU can't get in

I wish DMZ was hosted closer to me

[kidlogic]

granted, but i just nicked it and sold it on fleabay


i wish it was 24hrs time and then HYPE!!!! This wkd is gonna be heavy

Granted, but its so HYPE!!!! that you get worn out and are unable to lift yourself from the weight of how heavy the weekend actually is... or you just get too drunk and cant lift yourself off the floor.

I wish I had something to wish for at this moment.

EDIT: DAMNIT!

[dr ddd]

granted, but i just nicked it and sold it on fleabay


i wish it was 24hrs time and then HYPE!!!! This wkd is gonna be heavy

Granted, but its so HYPE!!!! that you get worn out and are unable to lift yourself from the weight of how heavy the weekend actually is... or you just get too drunk and cant lift yourself off the floor.

I wish I had something to wish for at this moment.

EDIT: DAMNIT!

granted, but you wish for a bucket with a hole in it andf now all your beers gone

i wish i could think of a wish too now... arse
i wish