The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:13 pm

i have a friend thats been trying to 'go there' with me and of course i am like,' nnnoo.' (Specially since as of lately i've been utterly asexual. fucking brad pitt could appear naked and dipped in honey mustard in front of me and i wouldn't want that.) Well, surprise surprise, he sent me a pic of his pogo stick. I am soo offended! I also have never done or said anything that would make him think i was interested. if anything i always push him away and treat him the same as everyone.

uuugh

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:18 pm

whata up with momofuckas coming out of the woodworks like ' i've been djing dubstep for a minute' or ' yeah...i am a dubstep dj, ive been around'

wwwttffffff @assholes! specially in my neck of the woods where we've always all known each other.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:22 pm

Wow Missy, pissed off 3 days in a row, you certainly are an angry woman...i still love you tho

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:06 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:Wow Missy, pissed off 3 days in a row, you certainly are an angry woman...i still love you tho

hahaha

i am pissed off every day of my life.

firky · Post by **firky** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:09 pm

Sitting in a room full of bald cancer patients waiting for a CT scan and drinking an iodine solution. I was the youngest person there and had a full head of hair.

Thank fuck for the NHS.

Now I just have to wait for the results and hope they're clear... if they are there's going to me some serious damage done to my liver as a cause of celebration

firky · Post by **firky** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:09 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:Wow Missy, pissed off 3 days in a row, you certainly are an angry woman...i still love you tho

Mental angry women are the best kind

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:13 pm

Firky wrote:Sitting in a room full of bald cancer patients waiting for a CT scan and drinking an iodine solution. I was the youngest person there and had a full head of hair.

Thank fuck for the NHS.

Now I just have to wait for the results and hope they're clear... if they are there's going to me some serious damage done to my liver as a cause of celebration

I wondered where you was today dude, i hope you OK. Im down for some celebrating when you get the all clear...

firky · Post by **firky** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:19 pm

You think they'd let me feel the nurses clunge init? Cheer us up like, she was fit as fuck.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:26 pm

If you dont ask you dont get mate...

That should be standard on the NHS though innit...but then again if you saw the nurses at Mayday in Croydon you certainly wouldnt want to.

When i went for my last STD test however the nurse was some fit south african chick. She had my cock in her hand and i was willing her with my mind to put it in her mouth...but i guess the GUM clinic isnt the best place to pull birds.

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:32 pm

Firky wrote:Sitting in a room full of bald cancer patients waiting for a CT scan and drinking an iodine solution. I was the youngest person there and had a full head of hair.

Thank fuck for the NHS.

Now I just have to wait for the results and hope they're clear... if they are there's going to me some serious damage done to my liver as a cause of celebration

ugh, thats gotta be rough.
Hope you're well though.

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:52 pm

lmfao@faust

firky · Post by **firky** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:56 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:If you dont ask you dont get mate...

That should be standard on the NHS though innit...but then again if you saw the nurses at Mayday in Croydon you certainly wouldnt want to.

When i went for my last STD test however the nurse was some fit south african chick. She had my cock in her hand and i was willing her with my mind to put it in her mouth...but i guess the GUM clinic isnt the best place to pull birds.

Abortion clinics are the best place to pick up birds, mate. They're all slags who go in there init.

(sorry!)

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:16 pm

the fact that a really expensive dress and sunglasses are gone from my possession.

somejerk · Post by **somejerk** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:56 pm

finding out i've owed $170 for an arrest 6 years ago that i was never informed of.

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:38 pm

All I want to do is a book a fucking return ticket to London for next week and its costing me a fucking fortune

ELLFIVEDEE · Post by **ELLFIVEDEE** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:56 pm

Legendary wrote:People.

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:57 pm

Natwest.

noesis · Post by **noesis** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:00 pm

somejerk wrote:finding out i've owed $170 for an arrest 6 years ago that i was never informed of.

I had an arrest warrant down here for not showing up to jury duty....

South Florida is retarded. 1/3 people on the road are illegal in some way (no insurance, no license, illegal immigrant, etc. etc.) and they are looking for me because their letter got lost or I missed it.

somejerk · Post by **somejerk** » Fri May 01, 2009 9:24 pm

Noesis wrote:South Florida is retarded.

no truer three words hath been typeth or spoketh.

i do love it here though. perhaps because i too am retarded.

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