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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:13 pm
by MissBrass
i have a friend thats been trying to 'go there' with me and of course i am like,' nnnoo.' (Specially since as of lately i've been utterly asexual. fucking brad pitt could appear naked and dipped in honey mustard in front of me and i wouldn't want that.) Well, surprise surprise, he sent me a pic of his pogo stick. I am soo offended! I also have never done or said anything that would make him think i was interested. if anything i always push him away and treat him the same as everyone.
uuugh
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:18 pm
by MissBrass
whata up with momofuckas coming out of the woodworks like ' i've been djing dubstep for a minute' or ' yeah...i am a dubstep dj, ive been around'
wwwttffffff @assholes! specially in my neck of the woods where we've always all known each other.
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:22 pm
by faust.dtc
Wow Missy, pissed off 3 days in a row, you certainly are an angry woman...i still love you tho
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:06 pm
by MissBrass
FAUST.DTC wrote:Wow Missy, pissed off 3 days in a row, you certainly are an angry woman...i still love you tho
hahaha
i am pissed off every day of my life.
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:09 pm
by firky
Sitting in a room full of bald cancer patients waiting for a CT scan and drinking an iodine solution. I was the youngest person there and had a full head of hair.
Thank fuck for the NHS.
Now I just have to wait for the results and hope they're clear... if they are there's going to me some serious damage done to my liver as a cause of celebration
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:09 pm
by firky
FAUST.DTC wrote:Wow Missy, pissed off 3 days in a row, you certainly are an angry woman...i still love you tho
Mental angry women are the best kind
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:13 pm
by faust.dtc
Firky wrote:Sitting in a room full of bald cancer patients waiting for a CT scan and drinking an iodine solution. I was the youngest person there and had a full head of hair.
Thank fuck for the NHS.
Now I just have to wait for the results and hope they're clear... if they are there's going to me some serious damage done to my liver as a cause of celebration
I wondered where you was today dude, i hope you OK. Im down for some celebrating when you get the all clear...
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:19 pm
by firky
You think they'd let me feel the nurses clunge init? Cheer us up like, she was fit as fuck.
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:26 pm
by faust.dtc
If you dont ask you dont get mate...
That should be standard on the NHS though innit...but then again if you saw the nurses at Mayday in Croydon you certainly wouldnt want to.
When i went for my last STD test however the nurse was some fit south african chick. She had my cock in her hand and i was willing her with my mind to put it in her mouth...but i guess the GUM clinic isnt the best place to pull birds.
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:32 pm
by MissBrass
Firky wrote:Sitting in a room full of bald cancer patients waiting for a CT scan and drinking an iodine solution. I was the youngest person there and had a full head of hair.
Thank fuck for the NHS.
Now I just have to wait for the results and hope they're clear... if they are there's going to me some serious damage done to my liver as a cause of celebration
ugh, thats gotta be rough.
Hope you're well though.
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:52 pm
by MissBrass
lmfao@faust
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:56 pm
by firky
FAUST.DTC wrote:If you dont ask you dont get mate...
That should be standard on the NHS though innit...but then again if you saw the nurses at Mayday in Croydon you certainly wouldnt want to.
When i went for my last STD test however the nurse was some fit south african chick. She had my cock in her hand and i was willing her with my mind to put it in her mouth...but i guess the GUM clinic isnt the best place to pull birds.
Abortion clinics are the best place to pick up birds, mate. They're all slags who go in there init.
(sorry!)
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 2:16 pm
by MissBrass
the fact that a really expensive dress and sunglasses are gone from my possession.
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:56 pm
by somejerk
finding out i've owed $170 for an arrest 6 years ago that i was never informed of.
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:38 pm
by firky
All I want to do is a book a fucking return ticket to London for next week and its costing me a fucking fortune
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:56 pm
by ELLFIVEDEE
Legendary wrote:People.
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:57 pm
by LEQ
Natwest.
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:00 pm
by noesis
somejerk wrote:finding out i've owed $170 for an arrest 6 years ago that i was never informed of.
I had an arrest warrant down here for not showing up to jury duty....
South Florida is retarded. 1/3 people on the road are illegal in some way (no insurance, no license, illegal immigrant, etc. etc.) and they are looking for me because their letter got lost or I missed it.
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:24 pm
by somejerk
Noesis wrote:South Florida is retarded.
no truer three words hath been typeth or spoketh.
i do love it here though. perhaps because i too am retarded.