The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Electric_Head]

oh, ic.
So you went the route of a tonsil tickle via the perianal entrance?

[magma]

Why are all britons that i meet extremely protective with their green, honestly im so used to the whole share and share alike, its weird when people wont even offer you a puff

I've never noticed this in Britain, but then I'm normally the one rolling and passing... you need to hang out with better smokers!

[firky]

oh, ic.
So you went the route of a tonsil tickle via the perianal entrance?

Well he did went that way, I just closed my eyes and thought of England.

Why are all britons that i meet extremely protective with their green, honestly im so used to the whole share and share alike, its weird when people wont even offer you a puff

I've never noticed this in Britain, but then I'm normally the one rolling and passing... you need to hang out with better smokers!

That's what I thought. Gailure to pass in our little circle of friends is akin to going to the bar and not asking if anyone else wants a drink. Sacrilegious.

[64hz]

oh, ic.
So you went the route of a tonsil tickle via the perianal entrance?

Well he did went that way, I just closed my eyes and thought of England.

Why are all britons that i meet extremely protective with their green, honestly im so used to the whole share and share alike, its weird when people wont even offer you a puff

I've never noticed this in Britain, but then I'm normally the one rolling and passing... you need to hang out with better smokers!

That's what I thought. Gailure to pass in our little circle of friends is akin to going to the bar and not asking if anyone else wants a drink. Sacrilegious.

or walking into a room of people with a steaming cup of tea. A SINGLE CUP OF TEA!!!!

[Electric_Head]

Gloomy England or sunny England?
Gloomy England might make the rear entrance more bearable.

Puff Puff Pass

It`s not called that for nothing.

[LA_Boxers]

Puff Puff Pass

It`s not called that for nothing.

I actually want to murder people who dont stick to this rule. 2 Toak pass..........its the rules. It grinds me even more when its my weed that I've rolled.

[firky]

Puff Puff Pass

It`s not called that for nothing.

I actually want to murder people who dont stick to this rule. 2 Toak pass..........its the rules. It grinds me even more when its my weed that I've rolled.

You'd have to murder me.

If you roll it and it's your gear, you get to spark it and get the lions share before it passes on.

Anyone who duck arses the end should be shot with barrels of curried shit.

[Electric_Head]

Sponges that just grab the joint and talk shit while they smoke it.
They don`t even give you the chance to ask for the J back.

I just yell, "FARMER BROWN, THAT`S NOT ONE OF YOUR SHEEP YOU'RE FUCKING. PASS IT.

[64hz]

2 toke pass is shit.

[Electric_Head]

I agree really.
I bring my own.

If I`m smoking with a group, it`s either I roll a couple Jays to go around or we're bonging it.
I don`t stress about who`s smoking who`s shit, we all smoke together and always share.
Then again, I`m an adult and I smoke with adults who can afford to buy their own.

[magma]

Sponges that just grab the joint and talk shit while they smoke it.
They don`t even give you the chance to ask for the J back.

I just yell, "FARMER BROWN, THAT`S NOT ONE OF YOUR SHEEP YOU'RE FUCKING. PASS IT.

Got a housemate with a tendancy to do this... he'll sit there monging out or chatting complete bollocks with the thing burning into air... gradually, the circle's eyes will be focussing on the spliff slowly burning down in his hand, everyone trying to find out the most polite way of making him pass the fucker on.... and of course he only passes when he goes to take a toke and it's gone out.

Still, we're all too far polite to complain. I've rolled a second and sent it round the opposite direction waiting for him before...

[Electric_Head]

I`ll be honest though.
If I`m in a group and someone I don`t really know hogs the joint, I let him.
Generally it will be a novice smoker so I let him get f*cked up.
He won`t last the night after that.

[murky21]

If you roll it and it's your gear, you get to spark it and get the lions share before it passes on.

this!
although, whats really grinding me recently is - we have 3 couples, who both smoke and share the same bag, but obviously they both take lions share, then pass, leaving not much.
Then when I roll, my mrs dont smoke so i take my lions share, and pass with loads left on it...and its just me funding the bag, so i'm giving out a lot more than I get back.
Which is cool cos they are best mates, but this situation x4 years really adds up

2 toke would alleviate this I guess, but it feels a bit dry skinning up then only taking 2

[LA_Boxers]

Maybe the person who's weed it is/the roller should get an initial 4-6 toke. Then goes 2 toke after that?

We should write some official rules!

[Electric_Head]

Just roll 2.

[cityzen]

'Take two and pass' should only apply to blunts/pure zoots.

[Electric_Head]

2 toke would alleviate this I guess, but it feels a bit dry skinning up then only taking 2

I hear that.
There's nothing worse than taking the first few tokes and hoping the joint makes it back round.
All you get left with is a last hit of cardboard.
And the doooshe before you still hands it to you to toke.
Like he didn`t know it was finished when he pulled the coal into his mouth.

[64hz]

'Take two and pass' should only apply to blunts/pure zoots.

yeah this. otherwise youre just passing more than smoking! the whole point is to chill out and tek it ez. cant do that if youre counting your tokes and passing every few seconds.

[murky21]

Maybe the person who's weed it is/the roller should get an initial 4-6 toke. Then goes 2 toke after that?

We should write some official rules!

haha yeah...

although what you said sounds as though should work, but in a couple vs single smoker situation, they take 8-12 tokes of a J, passing on fuck all, and single smokers end up passing twice as more, even though they have effectively contributed twice the amount of weed.
In theory couple smokers should roll twice as many joints, but in reality, if I'm sitting with one couple and they have just rolled, i'm expected to roll the next one still...

weed politics

[cityzen]

All you get left with is a last hit of cardboard.
And the doooshe before you still hands it to you to toke.
Like he didn`t know it was finished when he pulled the coal into his mouth.

Unforgivable.