Not even an OTPHJ? That's just rude, should've showed her the exit here, here & here...JTMMusicuk wrote:No that wench stopped me from getting that far
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I would have but it was her house so it would have been a bit harsh
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I used to live next door to a house of air hostesses. IIRC, they're generally slutty nutcases.
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thats my usual typewub wrote:slutty nutcases.
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All about the slutcases.
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Been offered free tickets to see Nicki Minaj in late November. To go or not to go?
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if you have nothing better to do than sit at home, go. you got nothing to lose rightShum wrote:Been offered free tickets to see Nicki Minaj in late November. To go or not to go?
maybe pick up some dumb ho
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Definitely go.Shum wrote:Been offered free tickets to see Nicki Minaj in late November. To go or not to go?
The opportunity to go and see something for free that you would never in your right mind pay money for is an opporutnity never to be overlooked.
Plus I hate to say it, but that Starship tune is pretty catchy

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id go see her purely for dat ass
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dude her ass is grossJTMMusicuk wrote:id go see her purely for dat ass
and its fake anyways
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nah its got a certain vibe about it, fake or not fake its still a masterpiece
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Definitely go.
Or give the ticket to me so I can go and get hypnotised by all the jiggling.
I'll even sing along to Your Love. Brrrapadap dap dooooo.
Or give the ticket to me so I can go and get hypnotised by all the jiggling.
I'll even sing along to Your Love. Brrrapadap dap dooooo.
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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simon says go so that means you have to commit
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YEAH I SAID IT, RUB ON THEM TITTIESJTMMusicuk wrote:simon says go so that means you have to commit
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
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That answers that question then. 

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Getting emails from Resident Advisor of "XXX person wants to be your friend"
Piss off! I just had to pick up my phone and check my emails for that and you arnt somone I know so go away.
Piss off! I just had to pick up my phone and check my emails for that and you arnt somone I know so go away.
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Have just caught myself thinking "If it continues like this, I can go home early today" and have therefore jinxed the rest of my day.
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that as much weed that I've smoked my whole life (if its dank and packed)jameshk wrote:
Real first world problems.
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wireless scanner won't work, I have to plug it via usb and there are no ports left.
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phaeleh wrote:Yeah I wanna hear it toobassbum wrote:The pheleleh tune I have never heard before and I did like it but its very simple and I could quickly recreate it.
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