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Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:43 am
by wub
JTMMusicuk wrote:No that wench stopped me from getting that far :i:
Not even an OTPHJ? That's just rude, should've showed her the exit here, here & here...

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:49 am
by JTMMusicuk
I would have but it was her house so it would have been a bit harsh

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:52 am
by wub
I used to live next door to a house of air hostesses. IIRC, they're generally slutty nutcases.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:55 am
by JTMMusicuk
wub wrote:slutty nutcases.
thats my usual type

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:26 am
by jameshk
All about the slutcases.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:51 am
by Shum
Been offered free tickets to see Nicki Minaj in late November. To go or not to go?

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:55 am
by Phigure
Shum wrote:Been offered free tickets to see Nicki Minaj in late November. To go or not to go?
if you have nothing better to do than sit at home, go. you got nothing to lose right


maybe pick up some dumb ho

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:58 am
by wub
Shum wrote:Been offered free tickets to see Nicki Minaj in late November. To go or not to go?
Definitely go.

The opportunity to go and see something for free that you would never in your right mind pay money for is an opporutnity never to be overlooked.

Plus I hate to say it, but that Starship tune is pretty catchy :oops:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:30 am
by JTMMusicuk
id go see her purely for dat ass

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:31 am
by Phigure
JTMMusicuk wrote:id go see her purely for dat ass
dude her ass is gross




and its fake anyways

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:32 am
by JTMMusicuk
nah its got a certain vibe about it, fake or not fake its still a masterpiece

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:33 am
by magma
Definitely go.

Or give the ticket to me so I can go and get hypnotised by all the jiggling.

I'll even sing along to Your Love. Brrrapadap dap dooooo.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:35 am
by JTMMusicuk
simon says go so that means you have to commit

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:08 am
by magma
JTMMusicuk wrote:simon says go so that means you have to commit
YEAH I SAID IT, RUB ON THEM TITTIES


Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:40 am
by Phigure
^ YES

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:11 am
by Shum
That answers that question then. :Q:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:00 pm
by Johnlenham
Getting emails from Resident Advisor of "XXX person wants to be your friend"
Piss off! I just had to pick up my phone and check my emails for that and you arnt somone I know so go away.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:07 pm
by wub
Have just caught myself thinking "If it continues like this, I can go home early today" and have therefore jinxed the rest of my day.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:39 pm
by sigbowls
jameshk wrote:Image

Real first world problems.
that as much weed that I've smoked my whole life (if its dank and packed)

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:02 pm
by Hircine
wireless scanner won't work, I have to plug it via usb and there are no ports left.