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granted - you go straight to jail with no get out free clause

i wish i hadnt decided to stay blonde

dr ddd wrote:granted - you go straight to jail with no get out free clause

i wish i hadnt decided to stay blonde

granted, you decide the go bald and still miss out on the red head lovin baron but get lots of attention from neo izan skin heads


I wish I was on my sofa at home (even with tyra and glue on my tv)

kamala wrote:

dr ddd wrote:

kamala wrote:
i wish i could keep my bunnies

granted, but on a whim they decide to sneak into kid's luggage and burrow their way from the Isles of SCilly to Brixton, just in time for DMZ

I wish i didnt keep tripping over bunnies at DMZ

the really crazy thing is that after you posted this my landlord changed his mind and told me i could keep my bunnies

i was born on halloween kamala, didnt you know i was a witch

eLBe wrote:

dr ddd wrote:granted - you go straight to jail with no get out free clause

i wish i hadnt decided to stay blonde

granted, you decide the go bald and still miss out on the red head lovin baron but get lots of attention from neo izan skin heads


I wish I was on my sofa at home (even with tyra and glue on my tv)

Granted, but you are on your sofa at home with some one named Tyrone, who has a tube of glue and a mischevious look on his face...

I wish I could score a perfect game on pacman.

dr ddd wrote:

kamala wrote:

dr ddd wrote:

kamala wrote:
i wish i could keep my bunnies

granted, but on a whim they decide to sneak into kid's luggage and burrow their way from the Isles of SCilly to Brixton, just in time for DMZ

I wish i didnt keep tripping over bunnies at DMZ

the really crazy thing is that after you posted this my landlord changed his mind and told me i could keep my bunnies

i was born on halloween kamala, didnt you know i was a witch

kidlogic wrote:

eLBe wrote:

dr ddd wrote:granted - you go straight to jail with no get out free clause

i wish i hadnt decided to stay blonde

granted, you decide the go bald and still miss out on the red head lovin baron but get lots of attention from neo izan skin heads


I wish I was on my sofa at home (even with tyra and glue on my tv)

Granted, but you are on your sofa at home with some one named Tyrone, who has a tube of glue and a mischevious look on his face...

I wish I could score a perfect game on pacman.

granted, but tyrone likes ambitious ppl like you so leaves me to go find you, his dream man.

I wish that glue was a better lubricant

kidlogic wrote: I wish I could score a perfect game on pacman.

granted, but now lubricant is better than glue and in your confusion you accidentally forget and buy a bottle of ky jelly only to find yourself stuck to 'sally' and having to pop her to save future embaressment...


I wish I could (like my brother) spend all friday getting drunk in work...

ahaahahhahaah

granted but now lube has turned to glue and you get caught unawares, stuck to a lady with big hands at a speed dating night


i wish i could think of a better weekend than this one

dr ddd wrote:ahaahahhahaah

granted but now lube has turned to glue and you get caught unawares, stuck to a lady with big hands at a speed dating night


i wish i could think of a better weekend than this one

Granted, but it turns out that they've all already happened.


I wish Southwest Airlines had a $39 ticket to LDN instead of SF as their special right now...


EDIT: *shakes fist and yells in John Stuart voice* eLLLLLLLLLLLLLBeeeeee!!!!!!


@ eLBe Granted but all you are allowed to play is Pendulum's new stuff or Polka on 78speed...

to much

granted, but theyre sold out
I wish I could play some music in the office

eLBe wrote:

to much

granted, but theyre sold out
I wish I could play some music in the office

kidlogic wrote:@ eLBe Granted but all you are allowed to play is Pendulum's new stuff or Polka on 78speed...

I wish everyday had the feeling of a friday

granted, but on sat everyone does what they least like doing, therefore everyone feels dread of fri, on everyday

I wish i didn't feel dread on friday

eLBe wrote:granted, but on sat everyone does what they least like doing, therefore everyone feels dread of fri, on everyday

I wish i didn't feel dread on friday

granted - but now ur feeling dreadlocks on friday

i wish the clock would hurry up already and i could sit still for like 2mins..... argh

dr ddd wrote: i wish the clock would hurry up already and i could sit still for like 2mins..... argh

granted, but you are glued to the seat and unable to move effectively or dance at dmz.

i wish i had a recording of the fly lo set from last night

datura wrote:

dr ddd wrote: i wish the clock would hurry up already and i could sit still for like 2mins..... argh

granted, but you are glued to the seat and unable to move effectively or dance at dmz.

i wish i had a recording of the fly lo set from last night

granted, but when he realises you put it on soulseek he sends his boys out after you and now you have no legs...

i wish everytime i made a pot of fresh coffee, the smelly boys in my office (that i like to call my work colleagues) didnt keep leaping on it when it was ready and drinking the lot before i even get my mug out.... third time this morning

granted, now you drink all the coffee and get super hyped to a point where everything slows right down (as in futurama frys 1000 coffees) so you have to wait even longer for sat

I wish I had proper tea and not this shit klix crap.

granted but there is no milk or sugar and you have to drink it out of my nans orthopedic shoe.


i wish i could play guitar without having to learn it.

horse wrote:granted but there is no milk or sugar and you have to drink it out of my nans orthopedic shoe.


i wish i could play guitar without having to learn it.

Granted but you can only play Bon Jovi songs.

I wish I was already in the pub.

granted, but it sounds crap and you end up strangeling yourself with the strings in dissapointment

I wish I hadn't drunk that tea

kins83 wrote:

horse wrote:granted but there is no milk or sugar and you have to drink it out of my nans orthopedic shoe.


i wish i could play guitar without having to learn it.

Granted but you can only play Bon Jovi songs.

I wish I was already in the pub.

granted but the jukebox is broken and only plays bon jovi songs.
and only the treble and midrange.


i wish my mates band had a record deal