Tha Den

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:37 am

True, which is why most of my construction efforts involve beer. Only works for the first few hours though, then its all very similar to the opening of the Simpsons movie...

Probably the reason my roof leaks.

datura · Post by **datura** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:40 am

i suck at diy why too...i wish i'd paid more attention in the classed rather than putting nails in peoples chairs for them to sit on, or trying to get a direct hit on people with a chuck key from the drill

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:41 am

Probably the reason this house hass a moss monster out back.

i used to think Bubbles was seeing things crawling up the wall.

Seems it was some un-treated bacterial wall infection..

I think someone pissed on the wall and forgot to wash their hands...

.. thats why moss monsters come

.. my mummy told me so.

datura · Post by **datura** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:43 am

p'raps bubbles has been marking his territory?

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:46 am

Either way, that cannot stand. Moss Monsters are a threat to the Den's very existence and cannot be tollerated. lll go get my hammer and some beer, there's work to be done.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:46 am

On a side note, a hardware store that sells beer would probably do pretty well.

datura · Post by **datura** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:52 am

how do you kill a moss monster?

i reckon it was wotless trying to weaken us for the fight - but we will prevail, THIS IS VON'S HOUSE!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:55 am

Foolish Moss Monster....

THIS IS VONS HOUSE!

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:04 pm

Hardware supplies + Beer =

Probably the best hardware store... in the world

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:08 pm

morning all, moss monsters can be killed with jagermeister, as its so fucking strong and rank it just melts it

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:11 pm

Agreed. Imagine how many more home improvement projects would get started then... "Honey, Im off to the store for some, uh, some, um, nails, yeah thats it, need to get some nails for that thing Im working on in the garage... yeah, nails."

Their slogan could be something along the lines of
"Everything you need to get hammered and screwed!"

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:11 pm

also i hate those carlsberg ads, as carlsberg tastes like shit, so they are lying

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:12 pm

dubluke wrote:morning all, moss monsters can be killed with jagermeister, as its so fucking strong and rank it just melts it

Well, thats easy enough, Im off to the hardware store then... back in a few.

datura · Post by **datura** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:13 pm

kidlogic wrote:Agreed. Imagine how many more home improvement projects would get started then... "Honey, Im off to the store for some, uh, some, um, nails, yeah thats it, need to get some nails for that thing Im working on in the garage... yeah, nails."

Their slogan could be something along the lines of
"Everything you need to get hammered and screwed!"

Perhaps we should convert the shed to a hardware store - i see ££!!

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:20 pm

dubluke wrote:morning all, moss monsters can be killed with jagermeister, as its so fucking strong and rank it just melts it

Oh come on, Jagermeister is a hell of a drink. Just look at the label - crucifix between antlers, tastes of cough medicine, gets you ratted - job done

Drank a bottle of this years ago with a mate, very interesting I can tell you. Heard it was supposed to be a hunting liqueur - what could be better than getting drunk and shooting things? Well apart from having your own trailer...

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:22 pm

Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:morning all, moss monsters can be killed with jagermeister, as its so fucking strong and rank it just melts it
Oh come on, Jagermeister is a hell of a drink. Just look at the label - crucifix between antlers, tastes of cough medicine, gets you ratted - job done

Drank a bottle of this years ago with a mate, very interesting I can tell you. Heard it was supposed to be a hunting liqueur - what could be better than getting drunk and shooting things? Well apart from having your own trailer...

i just always hated the way it tasted, i wasn't complaining about the drunk making qualities!

was this when you twatted off the BMX into the kerb or something?

whats better than getting drunk and shooting things, is getting drunk and shooting two things, inside a trailer

datura · Post by **datura** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:22 pm

or if you're dick cheney shooting your buddies by mistake

as for jagermeister, it made me chuck the last time i drank it so have avoided it since!

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:23 pm

datura wrote:
kidlogic wrote:Agreed. Imagine how many more home improvement projects would get started then... "Honey, Im off to the store for some, uh, some, um, nails, yeah thats it, need to get some nails for that thing Im working on in the garage... yeah, nails."

Their slogan could be something along the lines of
"Everything you need to get hammered and screwed!"
Perhaps we should convert the shed to a hardware store - i see ££!!

but we're making ££ with our korean hookers business in there

datura · Post by **datura** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:25 pm

dubluke wrote:
datura wrote:
kidlogic wrote:Agreed. Imagine how many more home improvement projects would get started then... "Honey, Im off to the store for some, uh, some, um, nails, yeah thats it, need to get some nails for that thing Im working on in the garage... yeah, nails."

Their slogan could be something along the lines of
"Everything you need to get hammered and screwed!"
Perhaps we should convert the shed to a hardware store - i see ££!!
but we're making ££ with our korean hookers business in there

sshh!

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:29 pm

dubluke wrote: but we're making ££ with our korean hookers business in there

I want my two points on any action there. Fuck Dragon's Den, the Sopranos is way better for money making schemes. Regulations, licensing, ethics - what da fuck? Intimidation is the key to a successful business venture, you prick fucks.

Who you gonna call....Ghostbusters? Get da fuck outta here

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