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True, which is why most of my construction efforts involve beer. Only works for the first few hours though, then its all very similar to the opening of the Simpsons movie...





Probably the reason my roof leaks.

i suck at diy why too...i wish i'd paid more attention in the classed rather than putting nails in peoples chairs for them to sit on, or trying to get a direct hit on people with a chuck key from the drill

Probably the reason this house hass a moss monster out back.

i used to think Bubbles was seeing things crawling up the wall.

Seems it was some un-treated bacterial wall infection..

I think someone pissed on the wall and forgot to wash their hands...

.. thats why moss monsters come

.. my mummy told me so.

p'raps bubbles has been marking his territory?

Either way, that cannot stand. Moss Monsters are a threat to the Den's very existence and cannot be tollerated. lll go get my hammer and some beer, there's work to be done.

On a side note, a hardware store that sells beer would probably do pretty well.

how do you kill a moss monster?

i reckon it was wotless trying to weaken us for the fight - but we will prevail, THIS IS VON'S HOUSE!

Foolish Moss Monster....


THIS IS VONS HOUSE!

Hardware supplies + Beer =




Probably the best hardware store... in the world

morning all, moss monsters can be killed with jagermeister, as its so fucking strong and rank it just melts it

Agreed. Imagine how many more home improvement projects would get started then... "Honey, Im off to the store for some, uh, some, um, nails, yeah thats it, need to get some nails for that thing Im working on in the garage... yeah, nails."

Their slogan could be something along the lines of
"Everything you need to get hammered and screwed!"

also i hate those carlsberg ads, as carlsberg tastes like shit, so they are lying

dubluke wrote:morning all, moss monsters can be killed with jagermeister, as its so fucking strong and rank it just melts it

Well, thats easy enough, Im off to the hardware store then... back in a few.

kidlogic wrote:Agreed. Imagine how many more home improvement projects would get started then... "Honey, Im off to the store for some, uh, some, um, nails, yeah thats it, need to get some nails for that thing Im working on in the garage... yeah, nails."

Their slogan could be something along the lines of
"Everything you need to get hammered and screwed!"

Perhaps we should convert the shed to a hardware store - i see ££!!

dubluke wrote:morning all, moss monsters can be killed with jagermeister, as its so fucking strong and rank it just melts it

Oh come on, Jagermeister is a hell of a drink. Just look at the label - crucifix between antlers, tastes of cough medicine, gets you ratted - job done



Drank a bottle of this years ago with a mate, very interesting I can tell you. Heard it was supposed to be a hunting liqueur - what could be better than getting drunk and shooting things? Well apart from having your own trailer...

Shonky wrote:

dubluke wrote:morning all, moss monsters can be killed with jagermeister, as its so fucking strong and rank it just melts it

Oh come on, Jagermeister is a hell of a drink. Just look at the label - crucifix between antlers, tastes of cough medicine, gets you ratted - job done



Drank a bottle of this years ago with a mate, very interesting I can tell you. Heard it was supposed to be a hunting liqueur - what could be better than getting drunk and shooting things? Well apart from having your own trailer...

i just always hated the way it tasted, i wasn't complaining about the drunk making qualities! was this when you twatted off the BMX into the kerb or something?

whats better than getting drunk and shooting things, is getting drunk and shooting two things, inside a trailer

or if you're dick cheney shooting your buddies by mistake

as for jagermeister, it made me chuck the last time i drank it so have avoided it since!

datura wrote:

kidlogic wrote:Agreed. Imagine how many more home improvement projects would get started then... "Honey, Im off to the store for some, uh, some, um, nails, yeah thats it, need to get some nails for that thing Im working on in the garage... yeah, nails."

Their slogan could be something along the lines of
"Everything you need to get hammered and screwed!"

Perhaps we should convert the shed to a hardware store - i see ££!!

but we're making ££ with our korean hookers business in there

dubluke wrote:

datura wrote:

kidlogic wrote:Agreed. Imagine how many more home improvement projects would get started then... "Honey, Im off to the store for some, uh, some, um, nails, yeah thats it, need to get some nails for that thing Im working on in the garage... yeah, nails."

Their slogan could be something along the lines of
"Everything you need to get hammered and screwed!"

Perhaps we should convert the shed to a hardware store - i see ££!!

but we're making ££ with our korean hookers business in there

sshh!

dubluke wrote: but we're making ££ with our korean hookers business in there

I want my two points on any action there. Fuck Dragon's Den, the Sopranos is way better for money making schemes. Regulations, licensing, ethics - what da fuck? Intimidation is the key to a successful business venture, you prick fucks.

Who you gonna call....Ghostbusters? Get da fuck outta here