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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:02 am
by Phigure
noam wrote:the stripper who you paid to dance for you?
keeper.
i went on a date with the girl i was meant to see yesterday, today (i call it a date but in future i'll refer to this as a 'chill' so any implication i may have expected some romance is removed, and i keep my dignity), we spent all day chillin in the park with cider, smokes, tunes, was cool
it came to the end of the eve, it was dark, we were talking about space and cool shit, no one in the park
so naturally i tried it on.
she used the old 'i dont wana ruin our friendship' card
i countered with 'it wont dont be a mong'
so she used the old 'no chance' card
so i pulled out the big guns, and threw down a solid 'dont be gay'
so she used the old 'you can have a hug and thats it'
...
i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?
i have like 4 weeks left till she goes london, this will happen
godspeed
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:09 am
by noam
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:14 am
by pandabear
noam wrote:the stripper who you paid to dance for you?
keeper.
i went on a date with the girl i was meant to see yesterday, today (i call it a date but in future i'll refer to this as a 'chill' so any implication i may have expected some romance is removed, and i keep my dignity), we spent all day chillin in the park with cider, smokes, tunes, was cool
it came to the end of the eve, it was dark, we were talking about space and cool shit, no one in the park
so naturally i tried it on.
she used the old 'i dont wana ruin our friendship' card
i countered with 'it wont dont be a mong'
so she used the old 'no chance' card
so i pulled out the big guns, and threw down a solid 'dont be gay'
so she used the old 'you can have a hug and thats it'
...
i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?
i have like 4 weeks left till she goes london, this will happen
Fun!!!
I hope you get more action next time.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:02 am
by wub
noam wrote:i countered with 'it wont dont be a mong'
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:14 am
by Electric_Head
I like the "don`t be gay" comment.
You`re like her big brother, getting in the way of her lesbian dreams.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:32 am
by icanicant
noam wrote:the stripper who you paid to dance for you?
keeper.
i went on a date with the girl i was meant to see yesterday, today (i call it a date but in future i'll refer to this as a 'chill' so any implication i may have expected some romance is removed, and i keep my dignity), we spent all day chillin in the park with cider, smokes, tunes, was cool
it came to the end of the eve, it was dark, we were talking about space and cool shit, no one in the park
so naturally i tried it on.
she used the old 'i dont wana ruin our friendship' card
i countered with 'it wont dont be a mong'
so she used the old 'no chance' card
so i pulled out the big guns, and threw down a solid 'dont be gay'
so she used the old 'you can have a hug and thats it'
...
i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?
i have like 4 weeks left till she goes london, this will happen
this romantic story has got me bawling.
but seriously yeah get on it. use more drink in your seduction
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:34 am
by Electric_Head
icanicant wrote:
but seriously yeah get on it. use more drink in your seduction
and maybe a roofie or 2.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:37 am
by icanicant
Electric_Head wrote:icanicant wrote:
but seriously yeah get on it. use more drink in your seduction
and maybe a roofie or 2.
yh if it reaches the last week and nothin has happened then you are morally ok to do this.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:39 am
by Electric_Head
^agreed
she just doesn`t know what you have to offer.
drug her and show her who`s boss.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:41 am
by JFK
noam wrote:the stripper who you paid to dance for you?
keeper.
i went on a date with the girl i was meant to see yesterday, today (i call it a date but in future i'll refer to this as a 'chill' so any implication i may have expected some romance is removed, and i keep my dignity), we spent all day chillin in the park with cider, smokes, tunes, was cool
it came to the end of the eve, it was dark, we were talking about space and cool shit, no one in the park
so naturally i tried it on.
she used the old 'i dont wana ruin our friendship' card
i countered with 'it wont dont be a mong'
so she used the old 'no chance' card
so i pulled out the big guns, and threw down a solid 'dont be gay'
so she used the old 'you can have a hug and thats it'
...
i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?
i have like 4 weeks left till she goes london, this will happen
Jesus Christ.... this is the funniest thing I have read in ages.
to you sir! Hope it all goes well. Keep us updated.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:42 am
by finji
gl, say no to friend zone.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:01 am
by brettheaslewood
noam wrote: i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?
underage kids are hard to please.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:34 am
by firky
My ISP is begging for me to stay, even wanting me to trial their new network for them with unlimited bandwidth and unrestricted speeds.
BUT THEY WON'T GIVE ME THE MAC CODE I ASKED FOR!! Since MurphX was taking over their customer service has gone right up the swanny and their speeds down the pan.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:39 am
by LA_Boxers
brettheaslewood wrote:noam wrote: i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?
underage kids are hard to please.
They like their first time to be special.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:40 am
by wub
LA_Boxers wrote:brettheaslewood wrote:noam wrote: i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?
underage kids are hard to please.
They like their first time to be special.
What does it matter? It'll be their last anyway.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:42 am
by JFK
wub wrote:LA_Boxers wrote:brettheaslewood wrote:noam wrote: i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?
underage kids are hard to please.
They like their first time to be special.
What does it matter? It'll be their last anyway.
What the fuck is wrong with you lot?
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:47 am
by therapist
JFK wrote:wub wrote:LA_Boxers wrote:brettheaslewood wrote:noam wrote: i went on a kiddies fucking playground with this girl... i pushed her on rope swing. i mean wtf?!?
underage kids are hard to please.
They like their first time to be special.
What does it matter? It'll be their last anyway.
What the fuck is wrong with you lot?
I know, 3 paedo jokes in a row and they were all terrible.
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:48 am
by Electric_Head
not even a picture
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:55 am
by noam
run-of-the-mill paedo jokes
STEP IT UP PEOPLE COME ON!!
Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:42 pm
by LA_Boxers
therapist wrote: I know, 3 paedo jokes in a row and they were all terrible.
Say The Rapist.