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Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:04 pm**

Ham wrote:
BlizzardMusic wrote:Most newborn babies are ugly.

Sorry,

QFT

Im worried about becoming a parent, cus as bad as this sounds, whenever Im near a crying baby I just cant stop visualising punting the little fucker as far as possible...

ahahahahahaha

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:48 pm**

IVR should not be on the NHS, if you want a child that bad go fucking adopt one.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:58 pm**

Ham wrote:Im worried about becoming a parent, cus as bad as this sounds, whenever Im near a crying baby I just cant stop visualising punting the little fucker as far as possible...

This.

But I don't wanna become a parent. Think about it. So you have a girlfriend, knock her up, baby get's born and her facilities down-bellow are fucked.
If everything goes well, the child will live with you untill it's 18 years old. Maybe even longer, fuck, who knows it's one of those kids that lives with his parents untill he's 24.
And they cost money. You're giving away money, 18 - 24 years long you're actually wasting money. And do you get something back for it?
Love? Please

With a bit of luck they'll lock you away when you're too old in one of those old-people houses.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:46 pm**

it's only recently that my mum n me have really become friends, not that i disliked her or vice verse before but the protective parental instinct was too strong i think. now we can smoke the odd joint together and she finds it funny if i tell her what i've been up. this however took about 20 years and i'm sure for the early part i shit everywhere and then became an unappreciative tnuc before disappearing to uni and rinsing all their monies.

according to the Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2008/ju ... lyfinance2) it costs £186,032 to raise a child. Imagine having 3 and spunking more than half a million! no primal reproductive urge or misguided belief that they're sweet is keeping me from my villa + vineyard in Tuscany, sports car and still-tight wife/ bare women attracted by all the spare cash at 45.

it just doesn't seem worth it.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:07 pm**

I'm just never gonna have a kid, innit.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:10 pm**

Dead Rats wrote:I'm just never gonna have a kid, innit.

glad to hear it, apparently it can land you with a heavy custodial sentence

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:28 pm**

I want a child, but only one that starts at the age of 6, then self-destructs if it doesn't have an interest in football or reggae.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:31 pm**

.OneLove. wrote:I want a child, but only one that starts at the age of 6, then self-destructs if it doesn't have an interest in football or reggae.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:58 pm**

.OneLove. wrote:I want a child, but only one that starts at the age of 6, then self-destructs if it doesn't have an interest in football or reggae.

Something like that, yeah.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:00 pm**

Every bloke thinks like that, I don't want to wipe up piss and shite, or have a greasey miserable fuck that leeches off you but has no respect. A lad that'll carry my beer, and who I could show to put up shelves and stuff would be great

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:29 pm**

.OneLove. wrote:Every bloke things like that, I don't want to whipe over piss and shite, or have a greasey miserable fuck that leeches off you but has no respect. A lad that'll carry my beer, and who I could show to put up shelves and stuff would be great

Good fatherly spirit

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:39 pm**

.OneLove. wrote:Every bloke things like that, I don't want to whipe over piss and shite, or have a greasey miserable fuck that leeches off you but has no respect. A lad that'll carry my beer, and who I could beat senseless and tell him he's a waste of sperm, that would be great

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:25 pm**

Abelard wrote: according to the Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2008/ju ... lyfinance2) it costs £186,032 to raise a child. Imagine having 3 and spunking more than half a million! no primal reproductive urge or misguided belief that they're sweet is keeping me from my villa + vineyard in Tuscany, sports car and still-tight wife/ bare women attracted by all the spare cash at 45.

it just doesn't seem worth it.

This man knows! Its all about the badman bachelor at 45 with a 25 year old girlfriend. My brother and sister can go fuck off have fun playing happy families i want nice clean carpets and cereal cupboards that dont have any sugar puffs in them.

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:17 pm**

I hate every category of person overall but like few individuals that buck the trend and are not stereotypes

i hate overly materialistic shallow pikey peasants that live near me, fucking pretentious poncey dense middle class people & the eilite that fucking feed into the system laughing at all below

Posted: **Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:36 pm**

hayze99 wrote:Oh, here's another one:

I randomly get paranoid that people can read my thoughts when I think unreasonably horrible things about them.

Hahahah same, but only for thoughts of a sexual nature, when im thinking some nasty horrible things about people I give a stare that seems to suggest I'm doing it anyway.

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:45 am**

hayze99 wrote:I'm thinking that by the time I'm 40, I'm going to be so bored of this world and blunted, that I'm going to need a little tnuc spraying shit in my face to even feel anything anymore.

Fuck that's depressing.

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:52 pm**

Piston wrote:I hate every category of person overall but like few individuals that buck the trend and are not stereotypes

i hate overly materialistic shallow pikey peasants that live near me, fucking pretentious poncey dense middle class people & the eilite that fucking feed into the system laughing at all below

Yeah this too! where do i fit in

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