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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:20 pm
by Dead Rats
Jazzamataz wrote:That new NHS advert about the spread of flu...
If you honestly haven't learned from your mum - when you were 4 years old - that you should cover your fucking mouth when you sneeze, then some dickhead advert on fucking television isn't going to do it - you dirty tnuc.
COVER YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS WHEN YOU SNEEZE!
Haha, I just saw that as well. What a bunch of fucking bollocks. Talk about make ya' paranoid, eh?
Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:26 pm
by jazzamataz
Dead Rats wrote:Jazzamataz wrote:That new NHS advert about the spread of flu...
If you honestly haven't learned from your mum - when you were 4 years old - that you should cover your fucking mouth when you sneeze, then some dickhead advert on fucking television isn't going to do it - you dirty tnuc.
COVER YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS WHEN YOU SNEEZE!
Haha, I just saw that as well. What a bunch of fucking bollocks. Talk about make ya' paranoid, eh?
Yup, nothing like a mass bout of paranoia to sell drugs for flu IN THE FUCKING SUMMER...
I'm sorry, but for me - Flu arrives in the winter... if i'm going to catch it and die, it'll be in the middle of November, prefferably on my Birthday.
(There's something great about being born and dying on the same day I reckon...)
Swine flu is bollocks. Some magical flu that is more likely to kill you than regular flu, comes from pigs, YET - does exactly the same thing that normal flu does... fuck off - those people "in power," must REALLY think people are fucking thick.
Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:34 pm
by did
I swear there was something else we were thinking about... something about money? Bollocks, I forgot cus i'm so god damn scared of dying.
Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 2:14 pm
by jazzamataz
Neurotik wrote:Arghh, turned my laptop on for the 1st time since i had it back only to find out my sidebar is different, the clock is different, i can't get my old one back, the colour of my task bar is now black mixed with some mouldy shade of green..i want my fully black one back, don't know how and the media shortcut bar that used to appear at the top of the screen has dissappeared completely.
the battery, bluetooth, wireless ect. lights aren't lighting up and when i put the vista disk in that i had when i bought the laptop to re-install it, it failed to read the disk the 1st couple of times and started to make weird noises. control panel is useless and as much as there are most likely some real simple answers and solutions, i find myself unable to resist a good long rant and moan about how shit vista is and how bill gates should be gang raped by a herd of agitated wilderbeast.
aside from the colour issues - it sounds like you're having hardware problems... the DVD drive isnt reading properly (hence the noise), and you're probably having a motherboard issue if bluetooth and wireless isnt working.
Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 3:54 pm
by HamCrescendo
Is the flu advert the one where the elderly black bloke just for no reason whatsoever shakes the hand of a small child.
Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 4:00 pm
by SK3W3R
wandering around london, lost in the train system on a massive comedown.
Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 4:59 pm
by Coppola
DanRev wrote:Is the flu advert the one where the elderly black bloke just for no reason whatsoever shakes the hand of a small child.
he is just showing common courtesy
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:21 am
by jazzamataz
DID wrote:I swear there was something else we were thinking about... something about money? Bollocks, I forgot cus i'm so god damn scared of dying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UndpTcOpAjo
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:33 am
by Dead Rats
I didn't get one wink of goddamn sleep last night because my dog was doing the ol' 'Scratch the door to come in...wait 5 minutes...scratch the door to go out...scratch the door to come in...wait 5 minutes...scratch the door to go out...Scratch the door to come in...wait 5 minutes...scratch the door to go out...scratch the door to come in...wait 5 minutes...scratch the door to go out...' and FUCK ME FUCKING SIDE-WAYS IT WENT ON ALL FUCKING NIGHT.
'Why didn't you just ignore him?', you say? Well, yeah, I would, but my room has somehow got acoustics that seem to actually defy every goddamn law and rule in the whole universe. I don't have to worry about anyone catching me rubbing one out, because the moment someone gets to the top of my stairs, I can hear the footsteps resonating in MY room, so you can sort of imagine how aggrivatingly loud this scratching was. Well, actually, you don't, I've just fucking told you it kept me up all night, so go eat a cock.
At one point I thought he might need a shit, so I went downstairs to let him out, and he didn't follow. I tapped the back door a couple of times to let him know that it was open, and nothing. "What the fuck?", I thought, as usually when the back doors open he steams out there, barking at nothing in particular. Anyway, I go upstairs, and what do I see? That fucking arsehole, laying there on my pillow, just shooting the shit. I couldn't have honestly been more offended if I came upstairs to witness Sir Alan Sugar pumping fist all over pictures of my ex-girlfriend.
Anyway, he looks at me out of the corner of his eye as if to say 'sup?'. I'll fucking tell you what's up, buddy, I'm about to punch your fucking nose off, coz' it's 3 in the morning and you're pushing me to the point now where I just feel like crying. I approach, ready to fling him violently from my bed. He knows. He knows, and he doesn't agree. So he starts growling at me, teeth showing and shit. Now, he's only a small and fat, but I'm pretty sure I would've lost something dangly if I would have approached him like I currently was. I changed my tone to the sweet and innocent 'cummon then, Gizmo! Cummon then! Good boy!' and he gives me a look that's got 'Unsold!' written all over it. I'd had enough by now, so I came downstairs and just started getting ready for work at 3 in the morning. I start at half 8.
TL;DR - My dogs a troll.
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:13 am
by dr ddd
http://www.amnesty.org.uk/actions_detai ... ActionID=9
Thank you to those who took action to try to prevent Delara Darabi's execution. We are laying flowers outside the Iranian Embassy in London on Wednesday 6 May. Please join us in remembering Delara Darabi and call on the Iranian authorities to stop child executions.
for any london lot
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:17 am
by magma
Dark. People suck.
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:23 am
by faust.dtc
Being caught 'cheating' again...twice in one week...how fucking stupidly unlucky can one guy be...i need to stop my games or at least cover my tracks a bit better...
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 7:16 pm
by ST100
Neurotik wrote:i finally have online butt...:
you have internet ass?
how?
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:03 pm
by Big MD
i write it a day later...... but yesterday was a horror day!!! -.-
first thing that pissed me off: i was 1 mm away to crash my wrhole car, cause the dumbass in front of me on the highway didn't look on the retrovisors!
secound thing: came to late to work because of the idiot on the road, so my chief had a lot to tell me about, to bee on the right time at work..... -.-
3. : forgot to take cash whit me in the morning, so i coudn't eat something.
4. : because i forgot the money, i coudn't pay the pak ticket, so i have to pay now much more! -.-
5. after comming home, my mom was flipping arround about totally irellevant things like: your job is to low payd. while i was eating.
6. My girlfriend had a crysis, cause she has her days..... you know what i mean -.-
7. Macedonia is not qualificated for eurovision. (i'm from macedonia)
what a damn fucked up day yesterday. never had a dumb day like this!