I've got Hetty's back from dizzay. Me and her go waaaaay back!!! Seriously I played her nephew in the "drugs" episode, all time career low
Big up her sidekick being a baghead on Lost!!!
But if anyone would draw for the skeng for you and your friend it'd be rowdy Alf "flaming galah" Roberts off of Home and Away!!! His ches every time.
Modus operandi: Alf is most known for his use of declining Australian slang, such as the words "flamin", "strewth", "strike my living harry" and his most famous quotes are "stone the flamin' crows" "flaming mongrels" and "flaming galah".
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