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UK Insults

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:10 pm
by feral witchchild
Y'all have the insult game on lock.

There's nothing quite like calling someone a wastegash or a waste cadet.

Teach me some more. :|

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:11 pm
by deamonds
suck your mum

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:11 pm
by deamonds
fassy

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:11 pm
by deamonds
claff

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:15 pm
by BLZDub
stinky dicksplash

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:16 pm
by Jak The lad
tnuc!

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:18 pm
by magma
Americans don't use twat do they? Twat is a really good word.

Although, I like the more American "Twot" occasionally.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:22 pm
by vivace
Blimey :o

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:25 pm
by missedthebus
Fuck pig

wanker

bellend

bell sniff

tosspot

tosser

pussbag

tnuc flap

nob rot

Cantankerous twat muncher

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:26 pm
by .onelove.
cam' on den you fackin' CAAAAAAAAAAAANT! I

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:33 pm
by rubixdub
prick
nobhead
nob sack
scrot rot

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:38 pm
by karmacazee
Slag

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:39 pm
by missedthebus
Karmacazee wrote:Slag
but u gotta hang on to the 'a' when saying it.


SL-A-A-A-A-AG

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:42 pm
by grunt
Dick-cheese

Cum-stain

Bumpa-Clat (dont really understand what that is)

Fuck-face

Prick

tnuc

tnuc

tnuc

tnuc

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:43 pm
by grunt
Oh and a very harsh (but funny to me and my friends) insult/come-back..

"Your mums dead!"

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:45 pm
by vivace
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:45 pm
by jolly wailer
donut always makes me laugh

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:46 pm
by rubixdub
grunt wrote:Dick-cheese
Bumpa-Clat (dont really understand what that is)
bumbaclot means arse wipe in jamaica

arse wipe thats another one
also wank splat

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:47 pm
by magma
SKET

One of the first girls I went out with after moving from Lahnndan was all over this one.. great word, but I can't pull it off without looking like a Mockney.

"Girl's a fuckin sket, innit blad!"