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UK Insults
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:10 pm
by feral witchchild
Y'all have the insult game on lock.
There's nothing quite like calling someone a wastegash or a waste cadet.
Teach me some more.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:11 pm
by deamonds
suck your mum
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:11 pm
by deamonds
fassy
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:11 pm
by deamonds
claff
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:15 pm
by BLZDub
stinky dicksplash
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:16 pm
by Jak The lad
tnuc!
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:18 pm
by magma
Americans don't use twat do they? Twat is a really good word.
Although, I like the more American "Twot" occasionally.
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:22 pm
by vivace
Blimey

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:25 pm
by missedthebus
Fuck pig
wanker
bellend
bell sniff
tosspot
tosser
pussbag
tnuc flap
nob rot
Cantankerous twat muncher
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:26 pm
by .onelove.
cam' on den you fackin' CAAAAAAAAAAAANT! I
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:33 pm
by rubixdub
prick
nobhead
nob sack
scrot rot
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:38 pm
by karmacazee
Slag
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:39 pm
by missedthebus
Karmacazee wrote:Slag
but u gotta hang on to the 'a' when saying it.
SL-A-A-A-A-AG
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:42 pm
by grunt
Dick-cheese
Cum-stain
Bumpa-Clat (dont really understand what that is)
Fuck-face
Prick
tnuc
tnuc
tnuc
tnuc
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:43 pm
by grunt
Oh and a very harsh (but funny to me and my friends) insult/come-back..
"Your mums dead!"
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:45 pm
by vivace
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:45 pm
by jolly wailer
donut always makes me laugh
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:46 pm
by rubixdub
grunt wrote:Dick-cheese
Bumpa-Clat (dont really understand what that is)
bumbaclot means arse wipe in jamaica
arse wipe thats another one
also wank splat
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:47 pm
by magma
SKET
One of the first girls I went out with after moving from Lahnndan was all over this one.. great word, but I can't pull it off without looking like a Mockney.
"Girl's a fuckin sket, innit blad!"