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Twat.
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:14 pm
by bandshell
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain
You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.
You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!
People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.
Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race
You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.
You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.
Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.
What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT.
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:29 pm
by faust.dtc
Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:31 pm
by bandshell
it's a John Cooper Clarke poem.
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:25 pm
by subvert47
where'd you get this from?
anyway, a couple of extra bits...
"You put the Shat in Shatter"
was originally...
"You put the tnuc in Scunthorpe"
and you're missing this verse:
"I hear your knock upon my door
I gotta get out of town
I hit the lights, I hit the floor
I turn the TV down"
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:24 am
by nousd
bandshell wrote:
it's a John Cooper Clarke poem.
ever put to music?
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:02 am
by ashen
I think the albums he did with Martin Hannett are terrible.
Go and see the fucker live....and that more than likely means you'll be seeing the Fall as well, bonus!
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:11 am
by capo ultra
FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
Eh?
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:31 am
by DZA
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:47 am
by capo ultra
bit random
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:21 am
by faust.dtc
Capo Ultra wrote:FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
Eh?
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:48 am
by firky
I prefer Chicken Town.
the fucking cops are fucking keen
to fucking keep it fucking clean
the fucking chief's a fucking swine
who fucking draws a fucking line
at fucking fun and fucking games
the fucking kids he fucking blames
are nowehere to be fucking found
anywhere in chicken town
the fucking scene is fucking sad
the fucking news is fucking bad
the fucking weed is fucking turf
the fucking speed is fucking surf
the fucking folks are fucking daft
don't make me fucking laugh
it fucking hurts to look around
everywhere in chicken town
the fucking train is fucking late
you fucking wait you fucking wait
you're fucking lost and fucking found
stuck in fucking chicken town
the fucking view is fucking vile
for fucking miles and fucking miles
the fucking babies fucking cry
the fucking flowers fucking die
the fucking food is fucking muck
the fucking drains are fucking fucked
the colour scheme is fucking brown
everywhere in chicken town
the fucking pubs are fucking dull
the fucking clubs are fucking full
of fucking girls and fucking guys
with fucking murder in their eyes
a fucking bloke is fucking stabbed
waiting for a fucking cab
you fucking stay at fucking home
the fucking neighbors fucking moan
keep the fucking racket down
this is fucking chicken town
the fucking train is fucking late
you fucking wait you fucking wait
you're fucking lost and fucking found
stuck in fucking chicken town
the fucking pies are fucking old
the fucking chips are fucking cold
the fucking beer is fucking flat
the fucking flats have fucking rats
the fucking clocks are fucking wrong
the fucking days are fucking long
it fucking gets you fucking down
evidently chicken town
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:54 am
by faust.dtc
Wow, that was fucking beautiful...
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:58 am
by firky
FAUST.DTC wrote:Wow, that was fucking beautiful...
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:32 pm
by the artful dodger
Firky wrote:I prefer Chicken Town.
the fucking cops are fucking keen
to fucking keep it fucking clean
the fucking chief's a fucking swine
who fucking draws a fucking line
at fucking fun and fucking games
the fucking kids he fucking blames
are nowehere to be fucking found
anywhere in chicken town
the fucking scene is fucking sad
the fucking news is fucking bad
the fucking weed is fucking turf
the fucking speed is fucking surf
the fucking folks are fucking daft
don't make me fucking laugh
it fucking hurts to look around
everywhere in chicken town
the fucking train is fucking late
you fucking wait you fucking wait
you're fucking lost and fucking found
stuck in fucking chicken town
the fucking view is fucking vile
for fucking miles and fucking miles
the fucking babies fucking cry
the fucking flowers fucking die
the fucking food is fucking muck
the fucking drains are fucking fucked
the colour scheme is fucking brown
everywhere in chicken town
the fucking pubs are fucking dull
the fucking clubs are fucking full
of fucking girls and fucking guys
with fucking murder in their eyes
a fucking bloke is fucking stabbed
waiting for a fucking cab
you fucking stay at fucking home
the fucking neighbors fucking moan
keep the fucking racket down
this is fucking chicken town
the fucking train is fucking late
you fucking wait you fucking wait
you're fucking lost and fucking found
stuck in fucking chicken town
the fucking pies are fucking old
the fucking chips are fucking cold
the fucking beer is fucking flat
the fucking flats have fucking rats
the fucking clocks are fucking wrong
the fucking days are fucking long
it fucking gets you fucking down
evidently chicken town
Wow this reminds me of Newport so much and when i lived in London. I gues everyone in some way could relate to this.
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:21 pm
by mikey_g
FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
would be interested to know what puts me in the same brachet as surface tension. i know im a cock but i didnt think i was that bad but im sure you know best
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:23 pm
by djelements
mikey g wrote:FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
would be interested to know what puts me in the same brachet as surface tension. i know im a cock but i didnt think i was that bad but im sure you know best
Yeah I thought you were just a funny asshole.
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:30 pm
by mikey_g
oops
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:32 pm
by capo ultra
I'm an inadvertent twat apparently. Didn't even try
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:32 pm
by faust.dtc
mikey g wrote:FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
would be interested to know what puts me in the same brachet as surface tension. i know im a cock but i didnt think i was that bad but im sure you know best
Ok, sorry fella, your not that big of a twat, you have a long way to go before you are on his level but you have your moments.
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:44 pm
by mikey_g
FAUST.DTC wrote:mikey g wrote:FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
would be interested to know what puts me in the same brachet as surface tension. i know im a cock but i didnt think i was that bad but im sure you know best
Ok, sorry fella, your not that big of a twat, you have a long way to go before you are on his level but you have your moments.
everyone has their moments - you included, but surface tension? you might have well put hitler on the bloody list.
seemed a bit random seeing as youve never spoken to me but i guess that also means you dont know how much of a sarcy tnuc i am