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jokes you remember from being a kid
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:05 pm
by feasible_weasel
3 roosters wake up in th morning
the first one crow "cock a doodle doo"
the second one crows " a doodle cock a doodle doo"
the third gay one crows "any cockle doo"
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:07 pm
by jolly wailer
that can't possibly be from that long ago
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:09 pm
by feasible_weasel
Jolly Wailer wrote:that can't possibly be from that long ago
i used to get jokes from my gran parents,as i lived with them..
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:11 pm
by feasible_weasel
come on ulot of misery guts
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:22 pm
by bandshell
Man: Doctor Doctor, my head's turning into a strawberry!
Doctor: I've got some cream you can put on that.
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:23 pm
by feasible_weasel
bandshell wrote:Man: Doctor Doctor, my head's turning into a strawberry!
Doctor: I've got some cream you can put on hat.
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:25 pm
by DZA
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Blup Blup Blup Blup Blup Blup
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:26 pm
by feasible_weasel
The_Dza88 wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Blup Blup Blup Blup Blup Blup
booooo
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:27 pm
by feasible_weasel
whats green and smells of cheese??
a frogs cock
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:28 pm
by bandshell
A kid goes up to a clown in a carnival and the clown leans down and says "are you the left end of an ass?" and the kid goes "no", "are you the right end of an ass?" "No" "well then you must be no end of an ass" says the clown.
The kid goes home and gets his uncle, who is renowned in the town for his wit, and they go back to the carnival the kid goes up to the clown once again and the same conversation ensues "are you the left end of an ass?" "No", "are you the right end of an ass?" "No" "well then you must be no end of an ass"
Everyone waits with baited breath, all eyes on the uncle. The uncle pauses for a minute then looks up and says "Fuck off you red nosed tnuc!"
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:29 pm
by DZA
What smells, has a small dick and touches kids?
feasible_weasel
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:31 pm
by feasible_weasel
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:31 pm
by feasible_weasel
goat farmer???
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:33 pm
by feasible_weasel
what happened to the fly on the urinal??
got pissed off and flew away..
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:35 pm
by DZA
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the No-bell prize
ZOOP ZOOP!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:37 pm
by feasible_weasel
The_Dza88 wrote:Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the No-bell prize
ZOOP ZOOP!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:41 pm
by DZA
Telling other kids at school they were adopted was quite funny
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:42 pm
by B_90
Kids first day of school, he gets harrased by two kids saying look well give you either 50p or £1 what do you want. The kid picks the 50p. Later on in the term this kid becomes renown for being an idiot cuz he always picks the 50p when sum1 does it to him. After a while the teacher asks the kid why he chooses the 50p. "If i chose the £1 those dumb fucks wud stop giving me money"
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:43 pm
by feasible_weasel
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:44 pm
by feasible_weasel
B-90 wrote:Kids first day of school, he gets harrased by two kids saying look well give you either 50p or £1 what do you want. The kid picks the 50p. Later on in the term this kid becomes renown for being an idiot cuz he always picks the 50p when sum1 does it to him. After a while the teacher asks the kid why he chooses the 50p. "If i chose the £1 those dumb fucks wud stop giving me money"
cleva
