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Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:49 pm
by the artful dodger
Come on we have all done them cheesy lines.
I once said ''if i was a girl, i would be a lesbian for you'' the thing is i said it to my mate who is a lesbian
thought i would try my luck.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:51 pm
by bass hertz
"hey bitch"
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:52 pm
by Malicious
bass hertz wrote:"hey bitch"
"go make me a sandwich."
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:57 pm
by the artful dodger
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:02 pm
by chester perry
hi,you dont sweaty much for a fat bird.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:05 pm
by Shae
One to use on the sluts...
"...So how many guys you got with tonight?"
- "...2"
"Wanna make that 3?"
*Girl dives on your face*
"...So how many guys you got with tonight?"
- "...Erm none?"
"Wanna make that 1?"
*possible slap?/accomplished smile*
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:07 pm
by chester perry
AddicteDub wrote:One to use on the sluts...
"...So how many guys you got with tonight?"
- "...2"
"Wanna make that 3?"
*Girl dives on your face*
"...So how many guys you got with tonight?"
- "...Erm none?"
"Wanna make that 1?"
*possible slap?/accomplished smile*
they arent bad, i may use them later.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:16 pm
by abelard
hey baby you know smoking lowers your sperm count?
fancy a top up?
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:20 pm
by Shae
Mate, they worked fuckin wonders... The one night I used the lines was when I was wasted at some 6th form party a few years back, and all 3 of the girls I got with were above average, you just gotta select them carefully...
Now, I don't really try and chat girls up, always think it looks abit forced, would rather chat to a girl about general stuff n see if it takes off from there...
And if it's just sex you're after then, some subtle lines like...
"Well hello there, I don't know if you know me, but I'm kind of a big deal..."
"What time we leaving?"
"Sooooooo..... I'm horny, are you?"
I'm almost completely honest if it's girls I've not met before and you can tell they're looking for a fuck,
"hahaha.... You would get absolutely ruined"
"I'd leave you lyin in bed thinkin, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!"
"You need dealing with, abruptly."
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:21 pm
by collige
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:22 pm
by chester perry
fancy a game of Carnival?
Whats that?
Well, you sit on my face and i guess your weight.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:25 pm
by the artful dodger
That pic reminds me of American dad ''I best call my mother and tell her ive met the girl i would like to do in the bathroom''
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:27 pm
by Shae
Chester Perry wrote:fancy a game of Carnival?
Whats that?
Well, you sit on my face and i guess your weight.
That reminds me! I was 7 when I learnt this... go up to a girl and ask, can I weigh you? Obviously there's no scales and I'm a little 7 year old boy so she says yes, I then place my hands under her tits and go "Wheeeeeeeeyyy!"
It's a lot better in person.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:36 pm
by bass hertz
"how much?"
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:39 pm
by nitz
Read the 2nd last one!!
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:53 pm
by miscreant
"So tell me, what does this rag smell like to you?"....
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:44 pm
by chronicrecords
nice shoes wanna fuck
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:11 pm
by firky
ignore those boys on the forums, i like your nipples the way they are x
