There used to be an old man in a small village called Mr.OneStone who happened to have one ball. He was so embarrased by it that he one day told the whole village that the next person to call him that he would take away and rape to death.
The next day a woman who was sick the day before (so didn't hear his announcement) came up to him and said "Good Morning Mr.OneStone". As he promised he took the woman away and raped her to death.
The next day another girl who had missed his announcement came up to him and said the same thing. He took her into the woods and no matter how hard he tried couldn't rape her to death.
Moral of the story? Can't kill two birds with one stone.
Rough I know but worth a 320!