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Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:06 am**

Witness the Fitness..

Why are Croydon girls so fit ?

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:31 am**

which part of croydon are you from?

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:13 am**

I aint from croydon.. just an outsider looking in..

But since i was a little boy & having the pleasure of traveling to croydon & the delights of the drummond & whitgift centres I have always been besotted with Croydon girls..

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:29 am**

they have 2 vaginas and one of them has teeth.
they have septic fluid oozing from the pustules which we used to call nipples....
take my wife , please!

ere ya go, some more croydon strumpet...

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:50 pm**

Poax you genius

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:05 pm**

obviously these are top spec croydon birds

we generally have to make do with these sort....

and for the dads

one with shakey hands!

careful , youll spill that.

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:52 pm**

croydon geezers, on the other hand, leave a little to be desired...

dane bowers...

case rested

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:53 pm**

you win.

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:54 pm**

can we have a list of famous croydon females?

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:04 pm**

Wikipedia had this for Croydon celebs.

David Lean (Director)
Jeff Beck (Guitarist)
Kate Moss (Model)
Derren Brown (Psychological Illusionist)
Keith Berry (Musician & Composer)
Malcolm Muggeridge
Kirsty MacColl (Musician)

So basically it looks like Kate Moss and Kirsty MacColl (RIP) as top Croydon ladies. And one's dead. Maybe some Croydonistas might want to update the list

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:26 pm**

Shonky wrote:Wikipedia had this for Croydon celebs.

David Lean (Director)
Jeff Beck (Guitarist)
Kate Moss (Model)
Derren Brown (Psychological Illusionist)
Keith Berry (Musician & Composer)
Malcolm Muggeridge
Kirsty MacColl (Musician)

So basically it looks like Kate Moss and Kirsty MacColl (RIP) as top Croydon ladies. And one's dead. Maybe some Croydonistas might want to update the list

interesting.

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:27 pm**

Lisa Roxanne
Leona Lewis from the X-Factor
Katie Melua (origianlly from georgia)

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:46 pm**

seems like the chap at the bottom has been grabbed by the goulies

poor mr blackwood eh.

or maybe he is remembering the following nugget he uttered on brasseye:

*" Now here are the warning signs to show that your child might be in trouble. Are they upset? Do they smell odd? Weird question but HOECS games actually make your child smell like hammers."

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"lean" has to be one of the best surnames ever ... along with merkel.

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:12 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m49_TMo4DOY

ahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:21 pm**

I think after the event Blackwood was mentioning how he thought that Chris Morris had been quite clever. Unlike him eh.

Course, I used to do a bit of stand-up years ago guv, even had my own tv show, and a record out, but I tell you what, I wouldn't give up me cab for all the fame, the birds, the oh, who the fuck am I kiddin eh.

Where you goin then mate?

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:23 pm**

why pokes

why

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:48 pm**

Contrary to her claims that she lost her virginity on a Caribbean beach, Kate Moss actually popped her cherry on a tombstone in a Croydon graveyard (alongside other rattly old bones) according to an old classmate. You can't buy class. Maybe there's a theme developing here as Pete Doherty looks and smells like the contents spewed out of the coffins at the end of 'Poltergeist'.

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:00 am**

edit (boom)

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:54 am**

that is fuckin low

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:11 pm**

poax wrote:

Chris Tucker?

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