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strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:51 pm
by manillathrilla
i once told a girl to "bite It" while she was giving me head...wtf was i thinking

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:56 pm
by the acid never lies
:lol:

"Oh shit we're missing Peep Show!"

I didn't understand why she got so pissed off - she loves Peep Show more than I do.

BTW disappointed with last couple of episodes, if it had happened for this series it would be understandable

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:57 pm
by diablo
"Almost as good as your mom"

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:12 am
by manillathrilla
"are those poop stains on your panties?"

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:18 am
by firky
"theyre making impressions of me in the next tent"

:oops:

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:19 am
by Pistonsbeneath
so much poop

and you're never gonna top what you said in my sig....

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:27 am
by manillathrilla
hell of a sig man

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:51 am
by bass hertz
"what do you mean you don't feel it?"

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:52 am
by manillathrilla
"your bleeding"

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:07 am
by Pistonsbeneath
your bleeding 'what?'

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:23 am
by the acid never lies
Pistonsbeneath wrote:your bleeding 'what?'
your bleeding blood hole is bleeding all over the bleeding place

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:52 am
by miscreant
"pretend you dont want me to"

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:46 am
by nousd
"I can't find it. Are you sure you're a female?"

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:53 am
by sigbowls
i dont have one :x

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:04 am
by aftee
heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss frankie!

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:18 am
by Project_B
POWWW!!!!!!!

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:45 am
by surface_tension
I think the baby just kicked me in the penis.

or

after my girl had just had our son the doctor was about to give her like 1 stitch and I was like

"you think maybe if I slide you a tenner, you couldn't put a few extra stitches in there?"

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:14 am
by lil-tee
let's switch Anchorman off it's putting me off

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:44 am
by DRTY
"Are you awake"

Re: strangest thing youve said to a girl while having sex

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:53 am
by ruckus49
manillathrilla wrote:"are those poop stains on your panties?"

lol i would say something like that