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Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:53 am
by hayze99
And then weed + beer = draining the monster every 5 minutes.
Maybe I'm just fucked up.
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:07 am
by the acid never lies
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Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:11 am
by norman swashbuckle
your not a real smoker til you piss ya pants on purpose cos your so stoned you dontr wanna move
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:58 am
by dubluke
this doesn't happen to me, but my stomach tends to feel a little shonky after weed, its kinda like when you smoke a cigarette and it makes you need a shit, but MUCH MUCH worse, followed by stomach cramps, how annoying

Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:22 am
by bass hertz
you have to much sulfur in your pot.
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:51 am
by rubixdub
is it not just cause you drink more because of your post spliff cotton mouth?
this happens to me sometimes and i just assumed that was why
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:55 pm
by pikeymobile
Every drug I've ever tried makes me want to shit really badly, particularly weed and mdma. I never need to piss though, unless alcohol is involved, which I'm pretty sure is your problem.
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:07 pm
by firky
dubluke wrote:this doesn't happen to me, but my stomach tends to feel a little shonky after weed, its kinda like when you smoke a cigarette and it makes you need a shit, but MUCH MUCH worse, followed by stomach cramps, how annoying

You get that too? I thought that was just me
I heard that it's nice to have a poo when you're on, being a bloke I can't verify this but apparently it's true, she swears by it - never asked any other girl though..... ninjas?
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:17 pm
by NilsFG
firky wrote:dubluke wrote:this doesn't happen to me, but my stomach tends to feel a little shonky after weed, its kinda like when you smoke a cigarette and it makes you need a shit, but MUCH MUCH worse, followed by stomach cramps, how annoying

You get that too? I thought that was just me
I heard that it's nice to have a poo when you're on, being a bloke I can't verify this but apparently it's true, she swears by it - never asked any other girl though..... ninjas?
Wait a minute. So you can't verify if having a shit while being high is nice because you're a bloke?
Or are we on a different wavelengths here
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:21 pm
by kins83
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Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:35 pm
by Coppola
NilsFG wrote:firky wrote:dubluke wrote:this doesn't happen to me, but my stomach tends to feel a little shonky after weed, its kinda like when you smoke a cigarette and it makes you need a shit, but MUCH MUCH worse, followed by stomach cramps, how annoying

You get that too? I thought that was just me
I heard that it's nice to have a poo when you're on, being a bloke I can't verify this but apparently it's true, she swears by it - never asked any other girl though..... ninjas?
Wait a minute. So you can't verify if having a shit while being high is nice because you're a bloke?
Or are we on a different wavelengths here
I take it Firky means 'on the rag'
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:40 pm
by firky
That I do, sir, that I do!
Probably relaxes the muscles in the cervix or something.
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:13 pm
by NilsFG
Ahhhh. Ok then.
Pooping while being high can be fucking amazing though
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:17 pm
by bandshell
Ever since doing ket I need a piss after like every beer I have.

Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:58 am
by p-roc
The smoke/piss thing, according to a doctor I know, is the result of a form of fluid retention. Mind you, that's just flash medic talk for "busting for a slash," I reckon.
Interesting comment about the sulphur above, as just smoking a straight can get me scuttling for the facility.
K makes me fart!
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:06 pm
by did
i standardly piss 2 or 3 times off one pint. im normally fine but just when i drink i piss way too much
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:07 pm
by diss04
Great. Another drug-related circle jerk of a thread...
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:10 pm
by pikeymobile
All about doing enough phet to give a horse a heart attack and having 2 pisses in the night, both of which consisted of you standing there for 3-5 minutes staring at the wall intently trying to relax.
Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:16 pm
by NilsFG
did wrote:i standardly piss 2 or 3 times off one pint. im normally fine but just when i drink i piss way too much
That's normal. Ethanol makes your body produce more and release more AVP which in turn let's your body produce more urine.
Resulting in pissing and a good feeling afterwards

Re: Having to piss like a horse after smoking weed
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:20 pm
by pikeymobile
That first piss about 90 minutes after drinking a mushroom brew is the best feeling in the world. It's like pissing out a poison, and good times ensue.