I AM SO FAT

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:58 pm

I have spent 20 quid on food today. I do not need to eat but I can't help myself.

This is fucking shit I have no self control. Someone kill me

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:01 pm

gwa wrote:Someone kill me

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:03 pm

I Thought this was going to be another epic gif

£20 aint much, I am a bit of a food snob and spend as much on food per month as I do on rent. I lived nextdoor to Waitrose in Portsmouth for a shortwhile...... man, it was easy to spend £80 a week in there on fuck all. Was lethal to the wallet.

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:07 pm

gwa wrote:I have spent 20 quid on food today. I do not need to eat but I can't help myself.

This is fucking shit I have no self control. Someone kill me

Can we swap some metabolism somehow? I can't put on weight for love nor fucking money!

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:08 pm

lol you're the least fat person in the world mate!

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:14 pm

LOLOLOL ?? ROFLMAO!!!

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:17 pm

firky wrote:LOLOLOL ?? ROFLMAO!!!

OMG! STFU! PMSL!

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:19 pm

OMG!!!! GHEY LOL!!!1!

God.... never play Left 4 Dead with a 12 year old nephew. It imprints on you.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:21 pm

Yeah, I'll say.

I remember playing Halo and I heard this kid saying "haha he got pwnd in the ROFL!"

Sometimes I now say it too. I'm 26.

djacroama · Post by **djacroama** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:24 pm

its ok mate. your not fat.

This was me before breakfast this morning

and this was me after my full english

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:46 pm

M8 I AM FAT!!! Proper am tho. Bad bad ainsleys van and subway and corner shop and mc d's

djacroama · Post by **djacroama** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:52 pm

gwa wrote:M8 I AM FAT!!! Proper am tho. Bad bad ainsleys van and subway and corner shop and mc d's

thats not good, we've got subway, KFC, Mcd's, 4 kebab houses and various vans within a 5min walk from here.

luckily, always being broke solves that issue.

You spending your money on snacks though or is it meals like KFC?

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:01 pm

Both. Footlong subway 1 hour after a veggie wrap. I've just been paid, so... At work I can get everything I want.
It's so bad. That's 4 records I could have instead of this shit bloatibg feel

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:03 pm

Both. Footlong subway 1 hour after a veggie wrap. I've just been paid, so... At work I can get everything I want.
It's so bad. That's 4 records I could have instead of this shit bloatibg feel

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:07 pm

Just had a large chocolate brownie. Omg

djacroama · Post by **djacroama** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:09 pm

ah man, i know your pain.

on pay day i sit here with a shit load of junk.

pay usually envolves a mcd's breakfast in the morning, some bars of choc/sweets for a snack, KFC/Mc'ds for lunch, sausage and bean thing from gregs OR a twista zinger wrap thing for a snack inbetween lunch and home time and then grabbing a Kebab for the bus ride home..... i then usually get a take away in the evening.

i feel embarased just for typing that

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:30 pm

Innit. Now with this sick gut of mine. I have to out up with a telling off with my line manager this afternoon

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:33 pm

Get an elastic band and put it around your wrist and every time you feel hungry pull it back and let go until it really really hurts. Make you associate hunger with pain. Drink warm water speeds up metabolism. Also when your hungry smelll things and I know this sounds fucked up but smell walls, phones, tables, keyboards just be like a dog and sniff stuff itl get rid of your hunger and youl have fun doing it lol

Neurotik · Post by **Neurotik** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:24 pm

Devour someones thyroid gland!

did · Post by **did** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:46 pm

mate i have the same problem. i yam pretty much all day long, but i don't seem to get fat so it's live-o for now

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