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I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:58 pm
by gwa
I have spent 20 quid on food today. I do not need to eat but I can't help myself.

This is fucking shit I have no self control. Someone kill me

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:01 pm
by DZA
gwa wrote:Someone kill me
:t: :mrgreen:

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:03 pm
by firky
I Thought this was going to be another epic gif :P


£20 aint much, I am a bit of a food snob and spend as much on food per month as I do on rent. I lived nextdoor to Waitrose in Portsmouth for a shortwhile...... man, it was easy to spend £80 a week in there on fuck all. Was lethal to the wallet.

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:07 pm
by magma
gwa wrote:I have spent 20 quid on food today. I do not need to eat but I can't help myself.

This is fucking shit I have no self control. Someone kill me
Can we swap some metabolism somehow? I can't put on weight for love nor fucking money!

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:08 pm
by kins83
lol you're the least fat person in the world mate!

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:14 pm
by firky
LOLOLOL ?? ROFLMAO!!!

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:17 pm
by kins83
firky wrote:LOLOLOL ?? ROFLMAO!!!
OMG! STFU! PMSL!

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:19 pm
by firky
OMG!!!! GHEY LOL!!!1!

God.... never play Left 4 Dead with a 12 year old nephew. It imprints on you.

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:21 pm
by kins83
Yeah, I'll say.

I remember playing Halo and I heard this kid saying "haha he got pwnd in the ROFL!"

:oops: Sometimes I now say it too. I'm 26. :oops:

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:24 pm
by djacroama
its ok mate. your not fat.


This was me before breakfast this morning
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and this was me after my full english
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:46 pm
by gwa
M8 I AM FAT!!! Proper am tho. Bad bad ainsleys van and subway and corner shop and mc d's

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:52 pm
by djacroama
gwa wrote:M8 I AM FAT!!! Proper am tho. Bad bad ainsleys van and subway and corner shop and mc d's
thats not good, we've got subway, KFC, Mcd's, 4 kebab houses and various vans within a 5min walk from here.

luckily, always being broke solves that issue.

You spending your money on snacks though or is it meals like KFC?

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:01 pm
by gwa
Both. Footlong subway 1 hour after a veggie wrap. I've just been paid, so... At work I can get everything I want.
It's so bad. That's 4 records I could have instead of this shit bloatibg feel

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:03 pm
by gwa
Both. Footlong subway 1 hour after a veggie wrap. I've just been paid, so... At work I can get everything I want.
It's so bad. That's 4 records I could have instead of this shit bloatibg feel

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:07 pm
by gwa
Just had a large chocolate brownie. Omg

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:09 pm
by djacroama
ah man, i know your pain.

on pay day i sit here with a shit load of junk.

pay usually envolves a mcd's breakfast in the morning, some bars of choc/sweets for a snack, KFC/Mc'ds for lunch, sausage and bean thing from gregs OR a twista zinger wrap thing for a snack inbetween lunch and home time and then grabbing a Kebab for the bus ride home..... i then usually get a take away in the evening.

i feel embarased just for typing that :oops:

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:30 pm
by gwa
Innit. Now with this sick gut of mine. I have to out up with a telling off with my line manager this afternoon

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:33 pm
by gnome
Get an elastic band and put it around your wrist and every time you feel hungry pull it back and let go until it really really hurts. Make you associate hunger with pain. Drink warm water speeds up metabolism. Also when your hungry smelll things and I know this sounds fucked up but smell walls, phones, tables, keyboards just be like a dog and sniff stuff itl get rid of your hunger and youl have fun doing it lol

Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:24 pm
by Neurotik
Devour someones thyroid gland!

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Re: I AM SO FAT

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:46 pm
by did
mate i have the same problem. i yam pretty much all day long, but i don't seem to get fat so it's live-o for now